You are a comedian, truly.
That was fantastic.
Jen
If you're in an awkward social situation, don't stick around to try to find a way to ameliorate it, particularly if you are an awkward person to begin with. It will only get more embarrassing.
For instance, if you're chatting up a stranger at a bar and things seem to be going well - she's easy to talk to and laughs at...
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"He takes me everywhere he goes,
And he goes everywhere.
He likes to try on all my clothes,...
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i don't know what he's getting at, but i am willing to overlook that because i love him so.
how was your weekend?
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"...iggy played guitar, jammin' good with Weird and Gilly,
The spiders from Mars, [s]he played it left hand
But made it too far,
Became the special [wo]man, then we were ...iggy's band.
...
Making love with h[er] ego, ...iggy sucked up into h[er] mind
Like a leper messiah.
When the kids had killed the [wo]man I had to break up the band.
...iggy played guitar."...
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--l*P
I feel really guilty about how superficial I have become. What...
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... I'm going to write something really soon, I promise ...
edited to add my favorite one is Jon Cougar Concentration Camp
[Edited on Aug 23, 2005 10:12AM]
The Beatles:
"Blackbird singing in the dead of night,
Take these broken wings and learn to fly.
All your life,
You were only waiting for this moment to arise."
The Rolling Stones:
"Brown Sugar!
How come you taste so good?
Brown sugar!
Just like a young girl should!"
Neil Young:
"Southern Man better
blah blah blah...
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On Friday, Nefaria was having a going away...
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I'm so glad you're coming on Saturday!!!! Come to the preparty and I'll hook you up with a t-shirt.