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This Saturday, I turn 30 and am, er, doing the thing all heterosexual women secretly want to do... and you're invited!

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On December 6, Jennifer Dziura, comedian and hostess of the long-running Williamsburg Spelling Bee, turns 30. She decided to celebrate by hiring male models to hand out bon-bons and fulfilling her lifelong dream of objectifying the male body in pageant form. In the...
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shanni:
ahhhhh omg, that sounds so fun!!!!
DAmn, too bad im 19 and cant get in lol. this always happens. Oh well. Happy early birthday, darlin.!
-Shani love kiss
jasonzot:
Brilliant.
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januarian:
Hey, that misspelling of homunculus in the bee report is some kewl ringer -- a test maybe :-P

no, i didn't check a dictionary or anything -- i musta read it a thousand times in Faust lol

januarian:
What is truth? asked Pilates, but would not stay for an answer....

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let's get stupid

I keep injuring myself.

Years ago, I called home from college to tell my parents I had sprained my ankle. My Dad's first question: "Did you fall off a shoe?" I have lately been damaging myself in similarly girly ways.

First, I cut my finger while cooking, and then split it open again while putting on tights, and again while detangling my...
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From a show I did in Memphis, TN (contains the word "blowjob," in case you're inexplicably listening to comedy clips off SG at work or with your parents):




And here are my upcoming tour dates! I'm traveling with ex-SG Molly, for those of you who are fans.

Washington, D.C.:

Monday, February 26th
Jennifer Dziura's Comedy Rock Star Sex Party

Jennifer Dziura hosts a raucous...
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theinsomniac:
Hey, this is a bit belated, but I wanted to say I really enjoyed your show at the Red and Black in DC. Hope the tour is going well. smile
xani:
How does your grammar obsession help you with comedy?
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I'm back!

If it were 1890, I might say it was "splendid."

That marriage thing really didn't work out.

I'm going on tour soon (with ex-SG Molly, actually).

xo
Jen
jenisfamous.com
cobaltdesign:
Well it is certainly nice to see you again. Hope all is well.
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In Houston, I was in a cab when I saw out the window a tattoo parlor with a sign that said "TATTOOS $20. LADIES FREE WITH PURCHASE OF--"

And then we drove past before I could read the rest.

Jokes about getting a free lady aside, what on earth do you buy to get yourself a free tattoo on the side?
nycbike:
Not to mention what kind of crappy tattoo would a guy get for $20?

The ladies would probably get one of those cool lower back tatoos that fade with age like on SNL, on the side lol.
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See me on YouTube!

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spaztikfantaztik:
Congratulations!
calamity:
congrats! biggrin
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I'm hosting the Laughing Liberally comedy show tomorrow night. I can get a small handful of people in free. Email me (jen@jenisfamous.com - NOT on SG) ASAP to get on the comp list. Here's the show info:

The Laughing Liberally Lab
@11PM
@ the 45th street theater
@ 354 W. 45th (btwn 8th and 9th), 2nd floor

$10 for admission and beer
(free if you...
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artrob:
do you like dave chappelle??
spaztikfantaztik:
Bleh... was sick. frown

How'd it go????
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FRIDAY FEB. 17 in Brooklyn at the Lucky Cat
245 Grand Street between Driggs & Roebling (718-782-0437)
Jenisfamous.com and burlesque bombshell Nasty Canasta.
9pm - $10


SATURDAY FEB. 18 in Manhattan at CB's Gallery
313 Bowery between 1st/2nd Sts
Appearing with comics Bruce Cherry of Air America Radio and Jenisfamous.com, burlesque bombshell Nasty Canasta, musical comedian Schaffer the Darklord and band The Cucumbers.
9pm -...
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