They say it's like a shark. You know, sharks are always swimming. Of course, they are underwater, so it's logical for them to do that. The only time they stop, though, is to die. They say it's like that. Once you stop moving, you don't start again. You're already dead.
Is that what death really is?
If you can still muster the energy to draw...
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Is that what death really is?
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jessikaaaa:
I'm sorry I had to run tonight! I wanted to stop and say hello but I was meeting my cousin for dinner and I was already ridiculously late. Hello, BTW! 
The other day, I was out starting some wars when I decided to pick up a paper and see what was going on with some of my favourite celebrities.
"Oh crap!" I thought, "Mel Gibson is onto me!"
"Oh crap!" I thought, "Mel Gibson is onto me!"
iggy:
mel gibson is onto all of us......
I am on vacation this week, and I am afraid that I might have busted the part of my brain responsible for generating excitement or even interest, and I may be stuck being this bored forever.
I had a dream last night that I stopped shaving my neck, but continued to shave my face, giving me a sort of neck beard. It struck me how...
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I had a dream last night that I stopped shaving my neck, but continued to shave my face, giving me a sort of neck beard. It struck me how...
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I think enough time has passed that I can finally admit it...
I like the Gloria Jones version of "Tainted Love" better than the Soft Cell version and I don't care who knows it!
That's a load off my mind.
I like the Gloria Jones version of "Tainted Love" better than the Soft Cell version and I don't care who knows it!
That's a load off my mind.
In the window of a clothing store, I saw a pair of panties with the word "spoiled" printed on the front, and I thought, "Is that really the sort of thing you want to advertise?"
I mean, it's always such a disappointment when you get a girl's pants off only to find out her vagina has gone bad...
I mean, it's always such a disappointment when you get a girl's pants off only to find out her vagina has gone bad...
kingsnake:
I think someone should have something like "clymidia" on the underwear. That way you know what you're getting into.
illstabyou:
Its better than it saying soiled.
The girl in front of me on line for the Mindless Self Indulgence concert was reading a book on witchcraft. I overheard her tell her friend, "I'm an empath, but only with people I know really well." I showed considerable restraint by not telling her that I can fly, but only for a second at a time.
kingsnake:
I discovered upon moving out to NYC that I developed the power to quickly walk through dangerous looking turnstyles without harm! I did lose the ability to remove the husk of corn in one movement, though.
You may be wondering why I haven't written anything in a while. Well, the joke's on you, because I actually have! New on the Wonder Woman Blog: Supergirl! I know it's long, but you don't have to read it all at once. Take your time. Pace yourself. Then, when you're done, tell all of your friends to read it.
Also, good news for...
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What kind of Jewish holiday forbids bagels?
It doesn't make any sense.
Happy Pesach, everyone.
It doesn't make any sense.
Happy Pesach, everyone.
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kingsnake:
bagel blocking religious observation?
What's next -- fattening up animals at the zoo during Passover?
Overall most religions odd quirks are beyond me, outside of the Church of the Subgenius which is all for me...Rev. PeeTee Burn'em.
What's next -- fattening up animals at the zoo during Passover?
Overall most religions odd quirks are beyond me, outside of the Church of the Subgenius which is all for me...Rev. PeeTee Burn'em.
akalucifer:
Seems kinda silly to forbid jewish soul food... next thing you know we'll have to give up a day of eating entirely... oh wait, we already do have that...
thanks... hope you holiday is/was wonderful.
thanks... hope you holiday is/was wonderful.
To start off, I'm experimenting with a new user name. Do you like it? Did you like the old one better? Do you even care? Let me know. Now, on with the mindless babbling:
I saw V for Vendetta last week. I don't have much to say about it. 1984 with Thatcher instead of Stalin. It was pretty good. The book was better. Yes, I...
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I saw V for Vendetta last week. I don't have much to say about it. 1984 with Thatcher instead of Stalin. It was pretty good. The book was better. Yes, I...
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darkrabbit:
Oh, I hated how they changed the character dynamics. I have mixed feelings about them omitting Fate, and I think they could have done a better job making the government seem as intrusive and controlling as they were in the book. Could have been far worse though. 
Umm.. the name wierded me out, mostly because I'm still not used to your "new" pic. I saw you in my bookmarks and I was "Who the fuck is this?!?" This name is ok though.
Umm.. the name wierded me out, mostly because I'm still not used to your "new" pic. I saw you in my bookmarks and I was "Who the fuck is this?!?" This name is ok though.
akalucifer:
I like the new name!
Nice to finally meet you in person... a good time was had by all I think!
Hope you made it home ok!
Nice to finally meet you in person... a good time was had by all I think!
Hope you made it home ok!
It's been a while. I missed you. I moved out of my basement apartment like a moleman emerging from his subterranean netherworld, his poorly developed eyes not ready for the assault of sunlight streaming through his newly acquired windows. I had been without Internet access, which is why I hadn't updated. I've had things that I'd wanted to write about building up. Let's see how...
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darkrabbit:
It has been far too long since I have read one of your entertaining journal entries
calamity:
hey there--sorry i didn't get a chance to talk to you more at the bash! i was all over the place trying to get ready and whatnot. i hope you had fun!
i hope you had fun!