33

Yesterday, I turned 33. The same age Jesus was when he died. Now I just need a cross, some nine inch nails, a reason to martyr myself and I'm good to go.

I can pin point the exact moment I became an adult. It wasn't yesterday but it was fairly recently. I was offered some free drugs and I turned them down. I...
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midnightrider454:
Congrats on becoming an adult. Demi was hot in Ghost and you are too. You look amazing and I hope nothing but great things for you in your 33rd year
jaynamolana:
Happy birthday ;)

Lately, I haven't been feeling so hot. My mood has plummeted faster than the housing market in 2008 and I am finding it hard to get out of bed and go to work. (Side note: one of the wonderful things about being a stripper is that I make my own hours and if I don't show up for work I don't get
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lordskrappy:
The roaring 20's, gotta love the Flappers 🐱💕💋
thephonynpayne:
What is the Fitzgerald quote you have?

My mom brought me a new foster puppy yesterday. I don't have a name for him yet. He came with the name Rebel, but with a name like that I might as well don him in a little doggie Confederate flag t shirt and find him a forever home in a trailer park.

I'm currently taking name suggestions...

And this is a perfect
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legman:
good for you for saving them!!! :):):):):)
legman:
"name suggestions"  Sir Snouts-A-Lot!

In a continuing effort to stave off the rather persistent ennui I've been experiencing I've been trying to update here more. @rambo and the other delightful members of the staff have decided to start a suicidegirls playlist homework. The playlist prompt this week asks us what our favorite songs are. Seeing as how I'm a musician picking only five will be difficult...
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lordskrappy:
Love It...
catdad:
I kinda like Nowhere Again.  :)

So, I see that the trend lately has been to take pole dancing classes so that you can 'look and act like a stripper.' Instead of paying money for any of this I circumvented the classes and became a stripper. Why pay money for 'acting like a ho' when you can make money?

Pole dancing is pole dancing. Paying money to take classes doesn't...
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lordskrappy:
Real Strippers Rock 🐱💰
softy13:
Strippers rule!

So I know I've been an utter slacker. A slacker of such caliber that any Gen-Xer circa 1994 would be proud. You see, I've been filled with this sort of ennui. Picture me laying about in my bed half clothed, my Venture Brothers sheets and super hero themed quilt covering at least a quarter of me, as I lament about how bored I...
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iggy:
You know, I caught him before he was the 'it' guy @userno1. I wonder if he's different now, though I can't imagine he would be. Assholes are born assholes and he definitely wasn't born that way. 
userno1:
Hahaha! I'll have to remember that last maxim. Lol. :) He seems like a warm, friendly guy.  Check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=341IPh5g3qo

Years of undiagnosed bipolar disorder has more than prepared me for the latest blog assignment from @lyxzen @rambo and @missy.

There are myriad crazy things I've done in my life that I could pick from, but I think the winner has to be a rather impromptu trip to London I took in what would have been my senior year of college in October of...
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lordskrappy:
That is one cool ass crazy story! Very glad it all worked out....
softy13:
You're awesome!