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shellymc:
and yeah...
seriously, i'm always happy to see a comment from you in my journal biggrin
shellymc:
yeah...
i usually comment to them at least in three of their journals, and if i get nothing after
those three times...
i take them off..
don't ask me why the number three, but i think its fair!
however, there are a few folks who left a while back who used to talk to me,
and then left the site while keeping their account open..
i leave them up in case they make a comeback whatever
what can i say... i have high hopes!
anyway, i'm off to do some shopping...
say hello to the Mrs for me too biggrin
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WARNING:

DO NOT READ THIS JOURNALENTRY IF YOU ARE HUNGRY!!!!!!

But first, the continuation of Young Afterbirth's letter to his old H.S. gal Leah:

Friday, April 25, 1985, 3:00am

Hey, when Madelon came over I showed her this letter (don't ask me why, I just did it without thinking - which was really stupid). Anyway, I showed it to her and she said she was...
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marcybeth:
noooo.... no electric piano for me. smile my boyfriend plays the guitar, so the fender is for him. and i just think finnegan is a cute name. so there you have it. the origin of a name. heh.
nena:
Yep. Hungry now, hehe
kiss
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Hello.
How are you?
Break up with any boyfriends lately?
Don't think I don't know.
Cause I do!

But please allow me to satisfy your lust for knowledge of Young Afterbirth's life.
We continue with a letter he wrote to an ex-girlfriend back in Chicago.

Thursday, April 25, 1985, 2:30pm

I just went and saw All My Children and guess what?
Yeah, Madelon was there...
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severus:
You're such an ass! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
lavonne:
Yeah, it's definitely easy to hate Myspace! But it can be handy for keeping in touch with people.
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Gee, I hate to make this even longer, but I came across a letter.
A letter Young Afterbirth wrote the same night as the journal entry from yesterday.
A letter written to his old girlfriend from high school (who's sister was Brix E. Smith from The Fall).
The following is edited for brevity.

Thursday, April 24, 1985, 3:43am

Dear Leah,

... I just dyed my...
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fancyd:
Are you seriously 6'2 ? I just noticed that. whatever I always picture you as skinny and short punk god like......and why isn't your wifey on your friends list huh?
biggrin
ladymaze:
We did have to pay to park, ya know. And for the gas to get there. And $2.50 for WATER!?!

And they've built new gorilla habitat since you've been there, apparently. There's a whole big huge happy outdoor area with plenty of roaming room. Yeah, not as much as in the wild, but certainly not tiny little cages.
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Ok.
Let's dive right into Young Afterbirth's exciting teenage life!

Wednesday, April 24, 1985, 3:00am

Today was so boring.
I didn't see Madelon at all.
I called her once but she wasn't there.
We went to the Toys R Us, but nobody even stared. It was SO boring.
Today was mostly just a day of starvation. I've not been eating too well. I'm getting very...
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brixton:
my internet was shut down for a couple weeks, butthead. im back now, though.
aleksa:
I'm going to need the normal contents of the liquor store boxes before long.

You wife is so cute in that pic, BTW.

I have seen a penis that was WAY too small. About the length of my pinkie (maybe). Was a... shock, let's just say. confused
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This is the last page of Young Afterbirth's juornal.
4 short entries.
I know how it ends, but I don't know what happens in between...

Tuesday, April 23, 1985 1:30pm

John was supposed to meet me at 1:00 today and we were gonna go to the bank to see if they would cash my check so I can go into the city and get off...
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corpho:
Who's Ron and why was he suing your dad? The least you can do is expand on the only interesting aspect of that entry.

And I knew you'd have a picture of Andresta on here today, honest to goodness.
bekka_suicide:
yes It was late. And Im glad you approve... biggrin
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So Young Afterbirth got kicked out of the dining hall without any supper.
He thinks Madelon might become his girlfriend.
Take it away YA:

Tuesday, April 23, 1985, 3:00am

I went over to Rachel's after they kicked me out and she was in Hillary's room with all the lights out, sitting in the middle of her bed, listening to strange music. I hung out in...
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laceyglove:
umm..but i'm not your #1 friend, wha's up wit dat?

laceyglove:
okay, go look! but there needs to be some changes on your page buddy or you'll get oodles of winks ( and i could've put one in right now)
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So we return to the pitiful life of Young Afterbirth.
Maybe something will actually happen today.

Tuesday April 23, 1985, 3:00am

I cut my hair tonight, well actually Bekah [RIP] did. She cut it all real short except for my devillock, which she left the same. I like it a lot better now, and I'm probably going to dye it blue.
The singer of Latex...
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pastura:
a) no, but i convinced a friend when we were kids that i was really a black cat in people skin. and i like to pet squirrels..

b) no. too messy.

c) um, it almost sound like you're referring to yourself... almost.

funny, i had to go to my fiance for translations of half the things you mention in your cute little YA journal. he knew what the haircut was and the bands.. and for the record, did your uncle smoke?

kingskottie:


the saints are considered the Austrailian Sex Pistols ...to Radio Birdman's MC5/Ramones
The Saints at ALLMUSIC
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So.
Young Afterbirth's thoughts have returned to Madelon.
It's still the same stormy afternoon.

Monday, April 22 1985, 3:40pm

Madelon came over this afternoon around 2:00. She woke me up so I was all groggy and I couldn't see or talk. She wanted me to walk into town with her.

Now I'm in the library because it started to rain.
Anyway, she said she didn't...
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adelaide:
Are you kidding!? It's the best idea I've ever had.
pastura:
i, um, really want to just kind of walk around on that lake. that's the most serene looking body of water i have seen in my life. it looks so soft and smooth. i want to rub it on my face.

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Young Afterbirth.
Remember him?
Spineless moronic little pussy?
Yeah, that's the guy.
Where was he?
Whining, complaining, and feeeling sorry for himself in general, natch...

3:40 pm, Monday, April 22, 1985

One thing that worries me about keeping a journal is that images and feelings tend to get replaced by words. I hope that doesn't happen. It probably would anyway but this might make it...
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kristie:
I changed it manually from ESPN to Food Network. The rest is up to fate.
aijin:
yes. i think i'm smarter than everyone.