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Afterbirth is one of my best friends, one of the only people I can tell anything to , not that I want to all the time because I would like to be spared lectures.. but when he isn't lecturing me, he is really an amazing person. I know he doesn't like run on sentences so I am trying my best to make this as runny-onny as possible.
I like this dude. Even if he never listens to my band.

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I would have left a cool testimonial right about now....
until you said I make no sense.
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

From fancyd

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Afterbirth is not only a pizza eater and a pie maker, he is also a rant raver and music maker, he looks like a grizzly bear but really he is a kind husband to his beautiful wife, a goofy dad to his adorable Wave and I bet he even cleans the poo for Stella...but really Afterbirth exudes a level of cool not seen since Waynes World ;-) I like him even though he doesn't eat cilantro. He won me over by giving me dry socks !! and Ramones CD's...plus the witty banter...I would starve intellectually and SG would shut down if it weren't for the AWESOMENESS known as Afterbirth...is there a symbol for that? kiss kiss biggrin

From lemuria

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i think hes great. i love reading his journals and answering his questions every time. (i wonder if i should be talking in first or third person. something im sure he can help me to answer.) he knows grammar and spelling, and thats always a plus... hopefully, i will get to meet him next month. smile

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Afterbirth is the sweetest guy I've ever met. He'll always be there for you no matter what and will ALWAYS make you laugh.

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Afterbirth is rad, and not just because I'm in love with his wife. It's something to do with brain chemistry, balls, and asking the right questions.

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Whatever you do - don't tell him where i live!!!!
It'll be too easy for him to find his wife, son and dog after i steal them

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afterbirth is awesome, he makes you feel like all the stuff in your life thats lame is kinda cool! lol i'm happy we are sg friends, and if your friends,you should be to!

From lizfitts

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I will forever owe this guy one, because he got my back - in razor blade style - on an Amazon discussion board. Trust in Afterbirth.

From tatertot

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Afterbirth has a lovely wife and a beautiful boy! He is a cool guy! Watch out though he is prone to jerkface - itis... Finding him was cool, because I've been reading Big Takeover for like ten years...

From sjanett

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one of my favorite members on this entire site, always in for some kind words and always puts a smile on my face smile

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I didn't even notice his testimonial. But yes, you are right. There is no comma after "god". He was a cute one.
Oh wait, this is supposed to be about you.

Here we go.

You fill up my ego more than anyone I know. You lie and tell me my music is good and this makes me love you like a friend. A friend indeed.
I truly truly truly do appreciate our friendship. I am glad we ran across eachother, I don't remember how exactly, but it was nice.
Plus, you are tall. Tall is good.
And your wife is hot.
Hot is good.
You are good.
I am better.
The end.
now.
fin.
adieu.

From brixton

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you are one of my two favorite people on this entire website. you always make me smile, and well....yeah. i got nothing. love you a lot, though.