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NEW BLOG!!!!!!!

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I have NO idea where this is going.
I am flying by the seat of my pants.
It's gonna hurt to land.

I've realized I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
This is very distressing.
I've decided not to get "the surgery", as I'm pretty satisfied with my equipment.
I don't like to shave, but I hate facial hair.
I like...
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ladymaze:
They don't.

You see, some oysters create pearls. Others, in the deep parts of the ocean, grow big enough that they create mermaids. It's very technical and slightly magical, really. But basically, mermaids spring fully-formed out of mermaid-oysters and swim off to sing with the others. (Mermaid singing sounds a lot like dolphin or whale singing, not at all like human singing. It has to do with the harmonics of water.)
ladymaze:
That's sirens. Of course, some men HAVE died trying to get to mermaids, but the mermaids weren't luring them, per se. They weren't TRYING to kill the men....the men just saw them, and forgot that they can't breathe underwater, and all.


Most mermaids are lesbians.
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laceyglove:
Thanks for the comment on my cousin. He's an incredible guy, i'm glad that I can be there for him.

It's so funny about the Adrianne comment. People stop me all the time and tell me I look like her or ask where Peter Brady is. I don't see it, but hey, i'm not complaining. She was Americas Top Model.
sune:
shocked oh! seriously?! thanx. blush
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Ahhh Fuckkkkkk!!!

I need Photoshop!!!!!!!!

Maybe I can find it around it here somewhere....
smuffy:
why do you need it?
wildswan:
^^^ Yeah, whatcha gonna do?

Happy New Year to you and yours!
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Ok.
So Christmas is over.
Thank you Jesus.
I hope you had fun.
I was kinda bored.
Sorry.

MERRY FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS FROM THE KINKS!!!!!

We're heading up to Vermont tomorrow.
6 hour drive.
Puppy.
Baby.
Brother in law.
It should work out ok.

6 more Anaxarete family members will be joining us up there.
It won't be quiet and peaceful.
Next time, maybe.

I don't...
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after_monday:
come back frown
liz_edlund:
vermont + sledding + truffles = me jealous
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Man.
What a week!
I, with my *ahem* intestinal bug, Anaxarete with at least 2 if not 3 migraines, a 17 month-old son, and a 14 week-old puppy.
It makes for very little activity on SG lemme tell ya!
I haven't read anything, and commented very little.
But I'm back!
Mostly.
It'll be a few days before I'm in shape enough to get to the...
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ladymaze:
1) Don't have one. Can't stand the movie.
2) No. We're playing with the cat and watching DVDs.
3) We always have cinnamon buns for breakfast xmas day.
4) A little of both. Some family stuff, then home for alone time.
5) As of ten minutes ago, damn straight I have! wink
india:
aw what a cute kid

happy holidays!
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Wahhhhh!!!
I'm sick today!!!!
100.9 fever last I checked.
In bed alllllll day.

Can't type much, it makes me sweat....

GO VISIT Kingdom's PAGE!!!!!!!!!
Read yesterday's entry.
She needs some support, yo.
Remember what it feels like to be new here and have no friends?
What about YOU, Aleksa?
Huh?
You'd her.
She goes to Columbia here in NYC, so chances are she's...
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robotsatemyhair:
Typically I am sick in bed January through April every year.

I don't take the winter/spring transition well.

What do I have to do to get pimped, submit an audition video?

Sounds like effort.
shellymc:
I hope you are feeling better by now...

and have a good christmas! kiss
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So.
About the as-yet-unnamed jerkass I was talking about last post.
He's really good.
The best I've seen.
He is not an obvious asshole.
It took even me a while to figure out what he was.
But I did see plenty of his posts and they added up to equal a phony wannabe playah.
If he thinks you're smart, he'll approach you on an intellectual...
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kingdom:
i do feel better for having vented.
so, yeah.

sorry you're sick. i have a killer hangover, so it's like i'm sick too. blackeyed
i've also wasted more time than i care to think about clicking around trying to find this mysterious arch-enemy of yours.
surreal
lizfitts:
Ahhh........Die Die may be my favorite Misfits song. My favorite phrase of ultimate derision?

"I'll be seeing you.......in HELL!!!"
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RANT WARNING:

Ok.
There's this guy I HATE.
With a passion.
He's a member of this site.
I do not know him.
But I have him pegged.
I know his deal.
I've known guys exactly like him.
He is a type.
He is a big phony.
I've made it my life's work to mock and harass assholes like him.
I can't say who he is....
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sindri:
what are you talking about..?? did i say you were handsome? tongue
sindri:
i was just kidding... of course i said you are handsome!
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So why the fuck are you anon, Robotsatemyhair??????
Tell me!
I miss you!



So.
Yeah.
Picture this if you will:

Anaxarete and I sitting on our couch, she SGing, I watching THE BEARS kick the Rams' asses, and we hear "BZZZ... BZZZZZ..."
It was our door buzzer.
Quite often random drunk folks come by (we live above a bar) and buzz just for the...
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khillerkitten:
I want to meet Stella Marie too!
severus:
Ha ha. Yes. I'll try and watch out. Thanks for sharing anxiety stuff I appreciate it A LOT.
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Man, you guys are all so cool!
I don't care how stupid the site gets, it's worth it to be in contact with y'all.

So we got the digitally transferred family films (pornography included) back aaannndddd.....
We haven't watched it yet!
I'll keep you posted on that one!
Plus, we have like 9 hours to thorough, and we're only gonna do a little at a...
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lizfitts:
Right wing rags......oh yeah. But I didn't expect to go to the bodega this morning & see one of my husband's long-ago (8/8/65) subjects on the cover of the News.

Really, they're dredging up & recycling their 'terrorists'.......especially the ones with a new bounty attached.

I'm sickened, is all.
tatertot:
Come on dude, grow up! I'm just trying to be a friend for god's sake...