How are you?
Break up with any boyfriends lately?
Don't think I don't know.
Cause I do!
But please allow me to satisfy your lust for knowledge of Young Afterbirth's life.
We continue with a letter he wrote to an ex-girlfriend back in Chicago.
Thursday, April 25, 1985, 2:30pm
I just went and saw All My Children and guess what?
Yeah, Madelon was there and she's comen over hear reel soon ( I'm staying with my friends Bekah [RIP], Evan, and Roxy). Anyway, she's coming over to hang out n stuff. Should be lotsa fun.
You wanna know what the coolest band in the ENTIRE world is?
The Misfits.
And also Samhain.
Go buy all their records NOW.
Then come back and read the next page.
Ok. Now listen to them.
Aren't they great?
Ok, now for the rest of the letter.
How's everybody?
Did Liz (the blonde one with a mohawk-remember her?) get my letter?
Well I sent her one. If she did why dint rite back?
Do you have any idea how great it is to know there's a rabbit out there somewhere with my name?
I just can't find the words...
So we just got back from a trip to Vermont.
It was nice.
Cold though.
So who was there to greet us before we even got into the house?
And who else did we see last week?
And here's what she was working on (no, spiders can't fly):
She was a biggun though...
JUST WONDERIN:
How many times a day do you think about me?
Have you even BOTHERED to look at my wishlist?
How do you pronounce "Flaccid"?
Who was the first boy to get up your shirt?
(don't answer that SurlyMike or Tatertot, please!)