"I think i just puked a little in my mouth..."
I saw a midget today without any legs.... so I asked him if he was a road sign...
I seriously think that I'm going to hell... it's just that i think I would have too much fun... c'mon a permanent 100 degree weenie roast with suntan oil and all.. its like the trailer parks in georgia... just like home!!
i had two beers and a margarita at lunch.
I worked at this restaurant for a half a day... they fired me.
What else am i supposed to do during happy hour?
Last time i got high i ate all of my roommies fish taco mix
This time I just ate the bumpy edge around the wet stuff...
My manager likes to emphasize the kids menu.
My manager dates a lot of the guests...
His last girlfriend was pregnant at nine...
People from New Jersey are cool...
Just make sure thir hair matches their 1980's warmup suit...
i need a berr
berr meaning beer...
beer meaning reason to drink bloody mary's at 9 o'clock in the morning tomorrow...
I saw a midget today without any legs.... so I asked him if he was a road sign...
I seriously think that I'm going to hell... it's just that i think I would have too much fun... c'mon a permanent 100 degree weenie roast with suntan oil and all.. its like the trailer parks in georgia... just like home!!
i had two beers and a margarita at lunch.
I worked at this restaurant for a half a day... they fired me.
What else am i supposed to do during happy hour?
Last time i got high i ate all of my roommies fish taco mix
This time I just ate the bumpy edge around the wet stuff...
My manager likes to emphasize the kids menu.
My manager dates a lot of the guests...
His last girlfriend was pregnant at nine...
People from New Jersey are cool...
Just make sure thir hair matches their 1980's warmup suit...
i need a berr
berr meaning beer...
beer meaning reason to drink bloody mary's at 9 o'clock in the morning tomorrow...
hey that girls cute..... at least from the neck up
hehe
congrats for you