Yay... i'm in love with an old broad.. Paige Davis...
There was leftover meatloaf tonight, I fed it to the dog.
Palmers Cocoa Butter for Stretchmarks is NOT a good gift to give your girl for christmas.
I closed at the restaraunt tonight, vacuumed and found a nickel.
I did the "duck and tuck/lotion in the basket" hide the penis pose for my girl saying I was just like her... she laughed and showed me her hardon...
Chris Rock is on comedy central unedited right now... every man has a choice to make... "Commitment... or new pussy.."
People say lilfe is short.. no it ain't.. life is long, if you make wrong decisions...
If I'm hungry will new pussy help.. NO, pussy can't cook...
If you are still reading this... I'm sorry...
I got two games for christmas... and I've played them a total of 47 hour...
I went to a midget party... well it was a little get together...
two atoms walk into a bar... one atom says to the other "hey I think i lost an electron" the other atom says "Are you sure?"... "Yea I'm positive.."
And now I will proceed to get drunken....
lates to all my foreign friends...
thanks for your time
Drunken Nix
There was leftover meatloaf tonight, I fed it to the dog.
Palmers Cocoa Butter for Stretchmarks is NOT a good gift to give your girl for christmas.
I closed at the restaraunt tonight, vacuumed and found a nickel.
I did the "duck and tuck/lotion in the basket" hide the penis pose for my girl saying I was just like her... she laughed and showed me her hardon...
Chris Rock is on comedy central unedited right now... every man has a choice to make... "Commitment... or new pussy.."
People say lilfe is short.. no it ain't.. life is long, if you make wrong decisions...
If I'm hungry will new pussy help.. NO, pussy can't cook...
If you are still reading this... I'm sorry...
I got two games for christmas... and I've played them a total of 47 hour...
I went to a midget party... well it was a little get together...
two atoms walk into a bar... one atom says to the other "hey I think i lost an electron" the other atom says "Are you sure?"... "Yea I'm positive.."
And now I will proceed to get drunken....
lates to all my foreign friends...
thanks for your time
Drunken Nix
peace out
i was wondering where the fuck you were!