Babies are cute enough, sure. It's funny and even endearing when they burp, fart, and salivate. They giggle and it makes me giggle. They laugh, then I laugh. They smile, I smile. They cry, and I cry, oh boy do I cry. They scream, and I must restrain my scream...There are so many people in my life who are all having babies now - one baby after the other, it's dizzying. At least I LIVE FAR FAR AWAY FROM THESE GREEN POOP-MAKING BABIES. And you know what? It's really not that fun to be the overnight stockperson who has the diaper aisle as one of the many annoying sections to have (but the pets section was worse. very tiring carrying giant crates of kitty litter. litter is fucking heavy). I'm glad that era of my life is over. Thinking back on it makes me cringe. What crappy jobs have you had? Another crappy job was working as a hostess at Sea World (in highschool and the summer after). Yuck. I had to clean sea gull poop.
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molonel:
I worked as a chimneysweep in Chicago. They said all of us were insured, as we walked around on 3-story icy rooftops in Chicago. Turned out they were lying.
tadzi:
well, even if someone isnt stuck in that stupid mindset, i just dont see how it can work...even a mature 18 year old has a completely different way of thinking that a 26 year old. and that view will change many times in the next few years. her life hasnt even started yet. it would be doomed to be short term.