my new favorite pickup line:
hey baby, ever had sex to russian folk music? ohhh, let me show you what you've been missing.
hey baby, ever had sex to russian folk music? ohhh, let me show you what you've been missing.

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I kicked that oral exam's ASS! Read the latest entry for details... it even had a really awkward period of trying to leave afterwards! Hilarity! Ei.
Oooh. I'm currently seeing someone who lives in the russian theme house here... I went to tea at the house today, it was ridiculously black; you'd love it. You'd DEFINITELY get a kick out of the theme house if you were here (you'd also like this boy, though not in a foxy way, but in a neurotically brilliant religion major/russiaophilie [that has inadmissiable etymology, I'm sure])... I should learn some sexy slang that I can mispronounce/yell in bed, in my disarmingly 'asian accent attempting broken russian' signature style.
edit: Meep! Surgery? My little kittenblossom, how are your bits?
[Edited on Apr 25, 2005 1:16AM]