in which we cover US sexual laws.....
Sure you might be sick of it, but I'm bored and trapped here for the week, so you'll read sexual trivial and appreciate it
I've had the first of 6 infusions and I feel good. This is becoming routine and I like routine. My stomach already feels like blarghhhhhhhh but let's get on with the festivities.
U. S....
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Sure you might be sick of it, but I'm bored and trapped here for the week, so you'll read sexual trivial and appreciate it
I've had the first of 6 infusions and I feel good. This is becoming routine and I like routine. My stomach already feels like blarghhhhhhhh but let's get on with the festivities.
U. S....
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in which we consider SEX again, seeing as how I'm not getting any:
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
For every 'normal' webpage, there...
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Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
For every 'normal' webpage, there...
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heatherann:
"22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens."
I'm a statistic! Woot!
I'm a statistic! Woot!
devith5044:
Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) 
in which you are subjected to :
10 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ORGASM
it's a long video, but very, very informative.
in case you don't make the 17 minutes:
you don't need genitals
you can have them when you're dead
orgasms can cause bad breath
orgasm can cure the hiccups
"unattached hiccupers can try masturbation"
doctors once prescribed orgasm for fertility
"the UPSUCK theory"...
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10 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ORGASM
it's a long video, but very, very informative.
in case you don't make the 17 minutes:
you don't need genitals
you can have them when you're dead
orgasms can cause bad breath
orgasm can cure the hiccups
"unattached hiccupers can try masturbation"
doctors once prescribed orgasm for fertility
"the UPSUCK theory"...
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padre:
I'm kidding 
heatherann:
You are a fountain of useful information lately!
in which we learn fun facts about the penis and vagina......
Ladies first :
1. Au natural female lube is made of some of the same stuff found in shark livers.
2. Record for most female orgasms was recorded at the 2009 Masturbate-a-thon in Denmark. While Michael Hariprem claimed the title for men the year before with 31 big Os, one lucky gal rubbed out...
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Ladies first :
1. Au natural female lube is made of some of the same stuff found in shark livers.
2. Record for most female orgasms was recorded at the 2009 Masturbate-a-thon in Denmark. While Michael Hariprem claimed the title for men the year before with 31 big Os, one lucky gal rubbed out...
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nelipot:
masturbate-a-thon? that completely trumps the naked festival we've got coming to our district...
my grandmother used to call the female lower regions 'Pamela'
my grandmother used to call the female lower regions 'Pamela'
dmac:
This blog totally deserves a blue ribbon! Amazing!
So do they sell tickets for the masturbate-a-thon? I think SG needs to send one of their stellar newswire people to this monumental event for a full investigative report.
Amazing!
So do they sell tickets for the masturbate-a-thon? I think SG needs to send one of their stellar newswire people to this monumental event for a full investigative report.
My god.....it was as good as I had anticipated!
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saveme:
Awww...I am glad. I still wish I had been there to make you green dinosaurs. How are you feeling?
l1vingdeadgurl:
Thank you
I've been away from home since Tuesday. It's Sunday night. Five days...... five fairly miserable days. They seem to find something a bit more creatively sadistic to do every time I turn my back on them.
All of that nonsense aside....ugh MY PLANTS!!!!!! are in the hands of an absolute moron. The aforementioned moron may be a beloved friend...but oh dear he has a clear...
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All of that nonsense aside....ugh MY PLANTS!!!!!! are in the hands of an absolute moron. The aforementioned moron may be a beloved friend...but oh dear he has a clear...
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saveme:
YAY!!! Welcome back!!! I am sure you can nurse your plants back to health. They'll be okay.
I am sure you can nurse your plants back to health. They'll be okay. 
browngirl:
no, it's cool. i watered them for you.
Pre-emptive nausea.............
can't wait for the fun to begin tomorrow morning.........
Sorry to whine, but no one home to complain to........
can't wait for the fun to begin tomorrow morning.........
Sorry to whine, but no one home to complain to........
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ceallach13:
Weed always makes my tummy feel A-ok. Complain away. We don't mind.
libberillious:
Nope. Things get more confusing by the hour around here. I've decided to try and ignore it, and let the chips fall where they may.
I'll continue to smoke dope, drink tea, and read while the rest of my party sorts it out.
What about you? how's the nausea today?
I'll continue to smoke dope, drink tea, and read while the rest of my party sorts it out.
What about you? how's the nausea today?
I need a little excitement........
I might need to go find it......
cross you fingers
I might need to go find it......
cross you fingers
padre:
Come find it, I'm right here
saveme:
Let me know how that works out for you and if you find it tell me where so I can go there too. 
found on NPR.......
she's wonderful in the quiet of the morning in my very quiet place......
with tea and milk......
she's wonderful in the quiet of the morning in my very quiet place......
with tea and milk......
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ceallach13:
What's Mishima's secret?
rianemone:
mmmm...this song is nummy
some days i feel like the windshield...... today I feel like the bug.
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redskin21:
Hey ho you guys, what did I miss???
Sol dearie, I thought You loved ME, and Frankus, you backstabber, I thought you loved me too, not that muppit Sol!
Just kidding, slightly delirious right now, must be them Italian birds...
MUSICA GAGLIARDA!
Sol dearie, I thought You loved ME, and Frankus, you backstabber, I thought you loved me too, not that muppit Sol!
Just kidding, slightly delirious right now, must be them Italian birds...
MUSICA GAGLIARDA!
heatherann:
Amen amen amen.
The trout law is not surprising in the least. We Minnesotans are freaks. I always wondered what ice fishing was really all about... now I know.