troublemaker

My boyfriend was obsessed with Nightrider when he was a kid and he went to Universal Studios where they had the car on display. The car really talked to people like it does on the show, but it was some jack off employee on an intercom. So my boyfirend, he's asking the car all these questions like, "Do you remember that one episode when you did this..." and he's stumping the person on the other end. Damn Universal Studios, put forth a little effort and train those people better. I don't know why I told you that.

Hah that's great . I love that after Nightrider David Hasslehoff's chest hair got lighter. My sister had a crush on him during his Baywatch days , she was only 7. That's just so wrong.

do you know qui-gong?

Damn it to hell! my back's been killing me!

seriously, i was just curious because i do a lot of energy work and massage. i've been wanting to study qui-gong (or chi-kung at my kung fu school) for a while now and i think i'm going to start.

Glad you're back in the high life.

hey how was the show?

hey man how was the birdat dinner?

listen, or die.
birth-ama-daaaaaaaaaaay.
-thanks for all your help, seriously.
Dave

that's a mighty purdy lipstick...Im telling you, makeup is the way to go.



ciao>g...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know I'm a freak.
I'm trying to get over it as we speak.

I wouldn't ask you to do that!
Plus, I should get over it anyway.

And... yes. You know I am.

*bam bam*

Damn television..

*thwack thwack*

I here by present you with the award for first username that made me chuckle out loud

man oh man. is there a dinner thing at hogly woglys tonight?

Hahaha!! You were watching Trek and it inspired you!

Poker is a fad. Don't be a faddist. Better yet, don't be a fat faddist.

ahhh fawk! sorry man i been really busy! i am getting your book to you!

Is it just me or are some AAAAAAAAAA'a missin'. Wtf. SG facists. Damn nazi's.

edit to include: I will not edit. Ever!

WRONG!

well im standing by

I agree with neely. My former dude used to get manPMS hardcore. Don't worry, it will pass.

Ahahah! I love you so much for posting this.