Thursday May 12, 2005

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Because you won't watch a movie, unless I aprove it. Because you correspond your SG time with my schedule. Because your hanging on every word I say. Because you just don't feel complete, until you've read...

Steves Ghetto Ass Journal
Read it, or die trying.

NEWS

What news do I have, hmmmm let me see. Not much. Just that nearly everything in any possible category...
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sarcasticmenace:
Tightrope!!! biggrin
emilyrocks:
i did not forget your name. i forgot the name of that guy who bought me a beer at thee parkside.

Wednesday May 04, 2005

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sarcasticmenace:
Too late...I called it!
sarcasticmenace:
Haha! Tard. ♥

Wednesday May 04, 2005

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WARNING!
This update really kind of sucks. Don't bother reading it.

What? You don't believe me? Fine, here's some pproof. This is how it begins-> frown

Was that enough to steer you away? God, I hope so.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
frown I'm not entirely sure why I'm sad. surreal

Maybe it's because my work sent out an email promising everyone ice cream, but forgot about the night...
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_tab:
Turn that frown upside down! tongue
melladoree:
no ice cream those fuckers!!!!

we had a pizza party at work AND it just happened to be the day I had surgery SO I missed out big time!

Monday May 02, 2005

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I was going to update tonight, but this PC place is closing, and I'm only half done. So much to say! But I've saved it as a text document and emailed it to myself. So I'll finish it up tomorrow at work.

Tell me how you're doing! I'll try to cheer you up and/or mantain your hapiness! Or something.

Update man<-~ana. Plus responses to your...
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_tab:
Mwahahahaha!
edenkitty:
does it have Hello Kitty on it? I am picky about my (adhesive medical strips).

Friday Apr 29, 2005

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I have a shitload of stuff that I really want to put in an update right now, but one of those things has to do with losing a lense for my glasses. So right now I'm battling a piercing headache and considering tearing out my left eyeball with the scary end of a claw hammer.

So... How are you?
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allycat_13:
Yeah he changed it back a week or so ago.
Please do send some links. We both have the same humor so it shall be fun. biggrin
bbbbbeckah:
Totally, thanks for inviting us over to your place and just being great company!

Wednesday Apr 27, 2005

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Steve's Journal
Read it, or die trying


News
There's a rumor going around the interweb that I am never logged on. I have, in fact, developed a computer program which will update my journal for me, thereby giving the apearance that I was here. Well, to those who would doubt me in that I do occasionaly find the time to update, I say to you...
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xip:
I could write a rant about lesbianism and toaster ovens... but I don't have anything really bad to say about lesbians.. toaster ovens on the other hand mad
xip
pwndcake:
Did you get the track I emailed you?

Thursday Apr 21, 2005

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Revenge Of Steve's Journal™
It's baaAack!

News
Still rockin' the homelessness, yeah baby! I was actually non-homeless for the past 3 weeks, courtesy of rawr_ima_monster. But alas, all good things must come to an end. So tomorrow I take to the streets again. I don't think I'll ever have a home. I've so much extra money to waste when I don't have to...
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sarcasticmenace:
sarcasticmenace:
Did you check your email yet? Hurry!!! biggrin

Tuesday Apr 12, 2005

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760 500 4406!!!!!




Yeah, what he said.











































Bitch.











PPSsPSorsomething: eeek Why can't I stick with 1 name?







PPSPSSSPPSPSPSPPPPSPSPS!!!!!!1111!!11two!

Go say hi to my little brother!

:poo:
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sarcasticmenace:
Me and an undisclosed party.
sarcasticmenace:


or

Wednesday Apr 06, 2005

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Dear Steve,
You never update anymore. What the fuck?

Impatiently,
Your journal



Dear journal,
I have neither the time, nor the.... Well, I just don't have the time. My employer is growing angry with me for never doing any of that stuff... that ummm.. you know, whatchamacallit.... Oh yeah, work.

Apologeticly,
Steve




Dearest Readers,
Have you accepted me as your Lord and Saviour?

Devoutly,
Steve...
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sarcasticmenace:
Cunt
rawr_ima_monster:
I'll see him eventually, so yeah, sure, whatever.
-I'll just take the cash and write him a check for both of us
Dave

Wednesday Mar 30, 2005

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03/24/05

I Have Some Apologies To Make

To the viewers at home.
I'm sorry it's been so long since my last update. My only access to the computer is at work, and I don't have nearly the time it takes to update. This update here is from a text document I'm saving to my computer. I'll add what I can, when I can, and hopefully...
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sarcasticmenace:
He was charged with money laundering and drugs offenses.
sarcasticmenace:
Are you like...working or something? confused

Monday Mar 07, 2005

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OMYFUCKINGGODIJUSTDELETEDMYJOURNALANDNOWIHAVETOREADWRITEIT
I just might die trying

NEWS

So, Friday night, I was in NoHo, on my way to Burbank, and I was talking on my phone. Apparently, my phone battery decided that I was enjoying my conversation a little too much, and decided it was time for that to cease. So it crapped out. Since my pockets were filled with all sorts of goodies like...
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buttonbutton:
yarrrr! I returns to the land of sun and fun tomorrow.

are ye still on my land-lubbin couch? Will said he hadn't seen you? I hope you got a place, and have not been truckin it.
pwndcake:
I bought you a ticket for Sin City. smile

Sunday Mar 06, 2005

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I broke my foot and lost my cell phone. More details tomorrow, but my brain's kind of dizzy with pain. I think my situation probably qualifies as "sucking ass".
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kitsuneluvsyuki:
awww, poor guy. need a massage to take your mind off the pain? wink
melladoree:
you got a plane tix for prom and no prom tix?
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