This will be the first post in an intermittent series of posts entitiled:
You don't live in Georgia anymore, wake the fuck up!
Scene: 7-11
Me: Yeah I need a pack of camel lghts in a box
Clerk: Ok that will be $6.08
Me: Uhh, just one pack
Clerk: That is one pack
Me: Oh... yeah right.. sorry.
(insert sound of me taking it in...
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You don't live in Georgia anymore, wake the fuck up!
Scene: 7-11
Me: Yeah I need a pack of camel lghts in a box
Clerk: Ok that will be $6.08
Me: Uhh, just one pack
Clerk: That is one pack
Me: Oh... yeah right.. sorry.
(insert sound of me taking it in...
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hasselhoff:
That's one pretty beer.
tiberius:
Mmmmm... Fat Tire goooood! 
sinovia:
you might as well live in atlanta.... at least at the rate we hang out with ya!
one of these days.... right?
one of these days.... right?
hasselhoff:
Shit, the last thing I want to hear when I shoot someone in the face is a lot of complaining.
ok.... so this is kind of odd. I'm working at a Value Village in Tacoma and there's this cute girl working there. Very cute. So I'm checking her out in the production area while I'm doing my work. She looks over at me and smiles and she has the cutest smile. We maintain eye contact smiling at eachother as she walks by, we say hi...
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williamj:
wow 
mnt dew and slim jims are just the perfect love potion
mnt dew and slim jims are just the perfect love potion
gabriellamarie:
tell her
i forgot what i was going to say
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godzuki:
what, there's no internet in Seattle?
hasselhoff:
How is ninja training going?
in the first week at my new job in seattle i got freaked out and thought i had to start looking for a new job (but was assured i didn't) and landed a big job for the company with the social security administration due to my superb technical skills and excellent customer service. yes... yes i am hot shit thank you very much.
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hasselhoff:
DAMN! You'll never come back at this rate.
Just kidding. I'm glad to hear they think you're the shit. Haven't heard from you in a while and was wondering how everything was going.
So have you heard the blood curdling call of the sasquatich yet?
Just kidding. I'm glad to hear they think you're the shit. Haven't heard from you in a while and was wondering how everything was going.
So have you heard the blood curdling call of the sasquatich yet?
tiberius:
Ahhhh! The clouds in my head are clearing up already. Thanks,man!
So now that you're in bed with Social Security, any chance you could get my money back? I'm fairly certain I could see a better return in a low grade mutual fund.
Congrats, Mr. Hot Shit!
So now that you're in bed with Social Security, any chance you could get my money back? I'm fairly certain I could see a better return in a low grade mutual fund.
Congrats, Mr. Hot Shit!
time to get to work
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hasselhoff:
I left it at home over vacation and just picked it up again. It's not very gripping but pretty damn interesting. You ought to IM me sometime. You probably cant do that at work though. but I'm sure you could catch me as you eat your breakfast.
tiberius:
So, have you started a grunge band yet? Or have you been unusually sleepless?
...Yeah, I got nuthin' but cliches right now.
Congrats and good luck, man!
...Yeah, I got nuthin' but cliches right now.
Congrats and good luck, man!
i have 1 regret from the past year. everything else was pretty decent.
2006 looks to be interesting.
i'm moved in, getting situated. it's raining, what a surprise.
i have some pictures from the drive, maybe i will post them soon.
see you next year people.
2006 looks to be interesting.
i'm moved in, getting situated. it's raining, what a surprise.
i have some pictures from the drive, maybe i will post them soon.
see you next year people.
implod:
welcome
rain rain rain
itll happen for a while
rain rain rain
itll happen for a while
hasselhoff:
Just one? Must be a big one to stand out like that.
Commenting about the rain already? You'll be back sooner than I hoped. I'm glad to hear you got up there ok. Good luck at your fist day on the new job. Eat some of that pacific seafood for me.
Commenting about the rain already? You'll be back sooner than I hoped. I'm glad to hear you got up there ok. Good luck at your fist day on the new job. Eat some of that pacific seafood for me.
next time i update it will be from seattle. see ya' atlanta. it's been fun. i do believe i'll miss a few things, and people.
oh yeah... merry christmas!
oh yeah... merry christmas!
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donzell:
i will not be at your send off party tonight because i have a prior social obligation. i wish you a safe trip and i hope that seattle will be all that you hope it to be. until next time, take care and be well, my friend.
implod:
welcome to the never ending rain
well its not that bad but seems like it lately
well its not that bad but seems like it lately
chimericalme:
That was utterly amazing.
geckogirl:
funny funny!
pretend i wrote something profound, you just read it and it changed your life in an incredible way.
ok that was fun, let's play chess.
ok that was fun, let's play chess.
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gabriellamarie:
I'll be sure to blow the other way! *lol*
sniggitysnags:
nice seeing you out tonight, even though the movie wasn't the greatest.... newho, Goodluck on driving to Seattle, Amanda and I will be there in spirit for ya, ha.
i'm winning
hmm.. decisions, decisions.
the sgatl party was fun. i'm gonna miss that group.
hmm.. decisions, decisions.
the sgatl party was fun. i'm gonna miss that group.
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godzuki:
you won't have time to miss them! we're a busy lot up here, as evidenced by my nearly complete lack of socializing!
godzuki:
sure, and maybe i'll let you have some of my giant crate of Hickory Farms that just arrived.
Well hey, I hear heroine has become very affordable these days.