Oho! 2 gallons of hot Welch's concord grape juice, spiked with a couple pounds of sugar and various additives are cooling off in my fridge. When they cool down to 90 degrees or so, in goes the yeast and in 2 months I'll have me some bathtub Manishewitz. Actually, I've made this wine before and it tastes a lot better than Manischewitz, but that's faint...
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I confronted the kid who revs his truck and accellerates down the street at top speed tonight. I was coming back home when his big black truck's door was open and he was walking towards it. I stopped and got out.
I asked him why he felt he needed to rev his engine and tear down the street every time he leaves his driveway. Told...
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koenigsegg:
FINISH HIM!
padme:
I know the type. Score one for the good guys dude.
Harry Potter and the Religion of Peace
[with apologies to JK Rowling]
CHAPTER 26: THE HOWLING MEXICAN MIST
Harry was tranfixed by the sight of Dumbledore, lying on the carpet of his office, as the mysterious shadowy figure loomed over his limp and lifeless body. He froze in terror, desperately holding his breath as not to attract the cackling killer's attention. His scar began to...
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[with apologies to JK Rowling]
CHAPTER 26: THE HOWLING MEXICAN MIST
Harry was tranfixed by the sight of Dumbledore, lying on the carpet of his office, as the mysterious shadowy figure loomed over his limp and lifeless body. He froze in terror, desperately holding his breath as not to attract the cackling killer's attention. His scar began to...
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jeff_fries:
Who was the guy in your other profile pic? The sniper?
bpatrick:
Only you could do something like that w/
Harry Potter and make it funny. Stock. BTW,
I'm half-Brit. My father worked at the US Em-
bassy in London, where he met my mum, who
was a Foreign Service liasion. Provided no
more terrorist attacks occur in London when
I'm there, trip should be enjoyable.
Harry Potter and make it funny. Stock. BTW,
I'm half-Brit. My father worked at the US Em-
bassy in London, where he met my mum, who
was a Foreign Service liasion. Provided no
more terrorist attacks occur in London when
I'm there, trip should be enjoyable.
I didn't sabotage the neighbor's car. He's been quieter the last few days, too.
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drstinkypants:
you should have
drstinkypants:
on a car forum im a member of, a guy told a story of an asshole neighbor (this one had a jeep)
supposedlyhe removed all of the lug nuts and then just placed them over the wheel bolts (to make it look like they were still on) so that when he turned to leave the driveway the wheels slid off.
thats always an option. i just dont know if its possible that the wheels might stay on far a while and then he gets seriosuly hurt
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supposedlyhe removed all of the lug nuts and then just placed them over the wheel bolts (to make it look like they were still on) so that when he turned to leave the driveway the wheels slid off.
thats always an option. i just dont know if its possible that the wheels might stay on far a while and then he gets seriosuly hurt
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Uh oh, I'm drunk. Know what that means? Means I am gonna fuck with my neighbor's car. Fucking asshole feels like he must leave his driveway at full accelleration with pipes that make his exhaust louder. He does several times a day, every day. Fucking sick of it. So I bought a potato at the grocery store and am going to ram it up his...
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big_slikk:
That's whos been fucking with my car!
A-Hole!
A-Hole!
liquidflorian:
A dude like that in my new neighborhood. Assholes.....
Fuck this shit.
Leaving town. Going to go fishing, pan for gold, visit my sister in Homer
Leaving town. Going to go fishing, pan for gold, visit my sister in Homer
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reprobate:
Duh. Have you suspected this for long?
stockula:
Eh?
What has he ever said that is funny? Writer, well maybe. If there's a tougher line of work I'd be surprised.
Law is the obvious way to go for bucks,and not that I blame him. But writing stuff people actually would pay to read is a whole nother thing.
Who's that novel writer who's both lawyer and novelist? Alwayways in the South, with the lawyer as main character? Grisham?
He has it cornered.
What has he ever said that is funny? Writer, well maybe. If there's a tougher line of work I'd be surprised.
Law is the obvious way to go for bucks,and not that I blame him. But writing stuff people actually would pay to read is a whole nother thing.
Who's that novel writer who's both lawyer and novelist? Alwayways in the South, with the lawyer as main character? Grisham?
He has it cornered.
Could you ever imagine the French doing this?
Barbeque honors 55th anniversary of Korean War
by Chris Joy - Saturday, June 25, 2005
Anchorage, Alaska - The Korean community in Anchorage marked the 55th anniversary of the beginning of the Korean War today with a traditional barbeque.
They served up about 350 meals at the Brother Francis Shelter. Organizers say it's their way of giving...
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Barbeque honors 55th anniversary of Korean War
by Chris Joy - Saturday, June 25, 2005
Anchorage, Alaska - The Korean community in Anchorage marked the 55th anniversary of the beginning of the Korean War today with a traditional barbeque.
They served up about 350 meals at the Brother Francis Shelter. Organizers say it's their way of giving...
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legionnaire:
Yeah, it's a bit of Pennsylvania humor. Basically the joke goes: "What do you call the area in between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia?" The answer, of course, is "Alabama."
lavonne:
haha. zombocom. One of my favourites.
I'd be such a good artist. Only problem is that I lack creativity and talent. Other than that............
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stockula:
The opposite. I get hate emails. No foolin'.
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uptight:
seemingly no less kooky than mine....
you gotta forgive the colonials their eccentricities (especially when they are exceptionally well stacked)
BTW Gays are below Muslims on the sliding scale of trendy causes celebres of the left.
Outrage's protests against Red Ken:
http://www.outrage.org.uk/pressrelease.asp?ID=205
you gotta forgive the colonials their eccentricities (especially when they are exceptionally well stacked)
BTW Gays are below Muslims on the sliding scale of trendy causes celebres of the left.
Outrage's protests against Red Ken:
http://www.outrage.org.uk/pressrelease.asp?ID=205
loudog1:
Thanks for the reply. I have resolved myself to conserve as much money as possible during the comming years. I have been saving to buy a place down here in Southern California but as you probably know real estate has gone throught the roof. I'm hoping for the "bubble" to burst so I can buy a place, but I'm losing confidence that it will happen. (the illegal population is also forcing prices artifically high: multiple families to a house all around socal)
All I can say is "Thank God for Arnold." He's the only politician looking out for the average guy.
P.S. I heard that the teacher's union forced a 3 year dues increase on their members here to fund a $54 billion loan to stage a campaign against Arnold's reforms.
All I can say is "Thank God for Arnold." He's the only politician looking out for the average guy.
P.S. I heard that the teacher's union forced a 3 year dues increase on their members here to fund a $54 billion loan to stage a campaign against Arnold's reforms.
This is too fucking funny. A friend of mine from college got a gig blogging about The Dukes of Hazzard for a cable channel that plays reruns of it. They're paying him $100,000 a year to watch tv.
'Dukes of Hazzard Institute' VP hired
Office temp wins $100,000 job to watch reruns of Bo, Luke, Daisy and write blog.
June 2, 2005: 1:13 PM EDT...
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bpatrick:
Aren't you supposed to go to Army basic
training soon? I know what it's like to burn
through savings..I got my tonsils removed 5/
26 and just went back to work today.
Just type www.thyla.com in browser..twisted
training soon? I know what it's like to burn
through savings..I got my tonsils removed 5/
26 and just went back to work today.
Just type www.thyla.com in browser..twisted
mike11:
Why canot I get a job like that?
Damn, just cooked up some salmon I caught last year. I actually feel high from the endorphins. Feeling very good.
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zundapp1:
thanks for the ammo tip!
Wow, TWO hours of sleep tonight. Then, POP! Wide awake at 2am.
I'm going to have to see a doctor. I can't take this anymore.
I'm going to have to see a doctor. I can't take this anymore.
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theseeman:
Stockula said:
"To learn about it from a detainee, you can pretty much assume it's bullshit"
Funny I remember Noam Chomsky saying the same thing when Cambodia refugees tried to tell the world about the killing fields.
(just pointing it out )
"To learn about it from a detainee, you can pretty much assume it's bullshit"
Funny I remember Noam Chomsky saying the same thing when Cambodia refugees tried to tell the world about the killing fields.
(just pointing it out )
theseeman:
But in picking a side and not allowing your self to doubt it you are of the same mental process as he despite a differnce in what team you pull for.
Anyway, have you seen this site? Figured you might dig it.
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