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well, its been a shit year. i got fired from my job, was unemployed for way too long, tried to drink myself to death, and ended up in the psych ward. there was some good mixed in with it - mostly you guys ive met from here. the past 2 months have been smooth sailing - i got a job i enjoy and a boy...
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eleven26:
Sweet smile So are you my own personal grammer coach now? 'Cause that would rule. Will that mean that I'll have to address you as "Ma'am"? 'Cause that's kind of hot.

And by those rules, I used it right once and wrong once in the entry... I said "...hopefully it's on it's way out," when it sounds like it was supposed to be "...hopefully it's on its way out."... right?
lolablu:
When I get back in New York, which will be in a couple of weeks, I am going to give you all my lovin'.
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the_shine:
Pink bunny for him.


How suitible 'allegedly'
serendipitous:
Thanks for the b-day wishes! I'm glad things seem to have chilled for you. wink

Have a great 2006!
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SG HALL OF SHAME

Well kids, the year is almost over, but there is enough room to let one more loser in!!! The final loser of the year???

dots64

For some reason, he finds it necessary to request my friendship every fucking day. i tried leaving a nice note to get him to stop, but that didnt seem to work. putting him on ignore hasnt...
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gina:
thats got to be the funniest shit Ive ever seen

I wish the assholes who spy on me from work would leave a profile so I could do that shit

your my hero

xoxo
after_monday:
Well, you aren't a candidate for the Winner's circle either. Calling someone out the way you did. Way to be kid, way to be.
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christmas over and done with. i just hope the radio stations know that. dont get me wrong, i love the holiday, but if i hear that paul mccartney song one more time, i might have to hurt someone.

my neighbor passed away on christmas eve. we went out for dinner and when we came back, the van from the funeral home was parked out front....
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illstabyou:
Well ... I still have a present to give you. tongue
kristie:
Uh oh. Lost bath pictures. The lighting is just so sexy in there! Makes you feel all goddess like. lol
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there is a spot on my gums in the back of my mouth that every time i press my tongue to it, it hurts. so i sit at work all day tonguing it, shooting pain through my mouth. its cancer. i know it is. when it stops hurting, i press it again, just to make sure its still there. shit. why cant i stop doing...
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lolablu:
Do you have something stuck between your tooth and your gums?

I was at the dentist once and I overheard him talking to one of his oral hygienists about a man who came in with a pubic hair stuck between his tooth and his gums.
nefaria:
i miss your face...
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Sometimes on the weekends I wake to a monkey beside me. He scratches at his eyes, and twists and turns, I can't really tell if he's sleeping or not, even when he picks at my hair trying to find the non-existent lice. I can't claim to know much about monkeys. Monkey's sure are weird. But I don't mind this monkey. Hes my favorite monkey. I...
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cklarock:
Can he breathe in our Earth atmosphere when you take his space helmet off?
drunkinpublic:
Monkey love... Awesome!
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jesus fuck. ive got nothing to say. can someone write an entry for me?????
overshadowed:
Still no wink
panthro:
well i can give ya a joke to use.

a man goes into see a doctor.
doctor says, whats the problem?
well, i keep having these silent farts!
like right now. i just had one. i can't help it
it just comes. there, i did it again, another
silent fart, that's 2. oops. make it 3 silent farts
now in 20 seconds. doc, can you help me?

the doctor says, well i think i've found the problem!
yeah doc, what is it?
well firstly, your'e going deaf!

it's not good, but it's all i got!


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dear L train,

you suck.


this morning, i waited for the L and it took 5 trains to finally find one with enough room to smush me in. every morning its the same shit. im the first stop in the city so everyone from brooklyn is on and nobody gets off at my stop. i lost the battle before i even started. but as much...
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calamity:
oh man. just think how fun it will be with the fucking strike. AHHHHH!


thanks babe. smile kiss i'm hella-excited. wink
♥jess.
pumpkineater:
m14 bus and not the L seems like a decent choice, no? yeah, a strike would suck
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theres a hot naked boy in my bed right now
gotta go

kiss love kiss
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basil123:
that was me yesterday wink
letranger:
some people need to get their priorities straight!
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It was 25 years ago today you were taken away from us

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possesions,...
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maxwild:
frown
thepirate:
They still look the same.
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lolablu:
Parents are tough. I hope you two smooth things over.
legionnaire:
Parents have a way of making us feel like that. It can be infuriating.

So.... any chance you could bring my "victory basket" to Ace Bar on Tuesday night during my pool match? biggrin
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ive been thinking all day about what to write and i cant come up with anything. it was so easy to write in here when i was depressed. but now im annoyingly happy. shit, theres gotta be something i can complain about. its week two of work and i still like my job. im on the whole 9-5 thing again and enjoy it. i started...
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lolablu:
Just alcohol. Again. My friend brought me home and put me to bed, and my cat sat and watched me puke for most of last night and today.
toothpick:
I'm way into shoes, I just bought a new pair of slouchy suede ones. I'm as happy as I can be! And I bought brownl leather fryes last week. And the week before I bought these brown marc jacobsy boots. Everything is good in shoe-vic-land.
I'm working at Macy's. It's not so bad.