Friday Aug 15, 2003

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I just added like a zillion photos to the My Pics section, including some of TV's most exciting stars and some of Suicide Girls' most exciting partiers.
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saturn1:
where the fuck is that warriors poster at?! i think i should build a tent and live there.
babyblue:
Nice meeting you at bowling last night. smile Your haphazard technique puts all of us to shame.

Thursday Aug 14, 2003

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My brother just called me to tell me a story of how his Marine intel unit were doing night recon with their IR camera and they saw an Iraqi soldier FUCKING A SHEEP. That made me so happy that as soon as I got off the phone I ordered him the video I've been meaning to buy for myself - Hollywood's Hottest Nude Scenes.

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corvus_pdx:
'Stick it IN!'
knickers:
show me yer slutty wet tits big guy. *slobber*

Tuesday Jun 17, 2003

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Two of my favorite things are super heroes and alcohol poisoning, and a few years ago I created a drinking game for the Super Friends. After thoroughly testing and refining it, I published it on Seanbaby.com. But yesterday, someone at Wireless Flash NEWS sent a review of it out to every media representative in the world along with my home phone number and email....
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gingerlie:
was great meeting you this weekend! thanks for the educational movie. now my sexlife can start. go trainables!!
unnecessaryz:
I liked your newest Wave article. I started to get a little concerned about half-way through when I thought "Where the fuck is it?! What kind of idiot make an eighties list and forgets...oh wait, there it is. Gymkata." Nothing beats a movie where anti-American hostility goes from water in the face directly to spear anonymously thrown through tour guide.

Tuesday May 27, 2003

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Publicly mocking Sea Monkeys has finally paid off! Some Sea Monkey administrator or whatever read my review of the criminally retarded Sea Monkeys video game and instead of sending me an angry letter, they sent me an executive Sea Monkeys set. It's this opulent gold plated monstrocity of finely crafted egg scoopers and beautifully detailed "Aqua Leashes." The Sea Monkeys included are still just a...
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macbastard:
Didn't see the mystery zombie in 28 days later. And really thought the film could be better. I want more monster stuff! Please write a script where a young, hip zombie from the streets, takes his dancing skills as far as he can go, letting nothing stand in the way of his dreams. Devouring all contenders, he makes his way to the final adution of a Britney Spears Hip-hop viedo and dances his way to staardom. Call it "Dance, dance Zombie nation." It will also be licensed as a Veido Game. Along with "Zombie Boxing" and "Pac-zombie."

On second thought Those are all good ideas. I'LL do it. Don't copy me.

Macdaddy...Oh snap, see what I did there? How your all Sean baby, and Im "MAC daddy"? Wow. Sometimes the amount of wit I produce is enough to choke a small asian boy....With my cock.
jurasic:
how you been??? sorta quiet on the western front...I met up with chris the other night...ect...we went to the roxy again...nobody puked behind us this time...

Wednesday May 07, 2003

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I'm heading down to LA this weekend to cover E3 for GMR magazine. (2001, 2000)They're sending me into the basement to report on the latest hot video games from Canada and Korea. To give you an idea of what that's going to be like, last year Canada was showing off an exciting educational game about waiting in line. And you can tell...
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zenigeva:
Mr T teaches us to be somebody, or be somebody's fool. you have made him proud.
macbastard:
Please let us all know (i.e. me) where I may procure (i.e. steal) some of your writtings (i.e. mag. articles) when they come out in the future. (i.e. 30028247982A.D.)


Thank you,

Mac(i.e.twit)

Wednesday Apr 23, 2003

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After I finish this lifesaving review of, and I swear to God, "Learn Gun Safety with Eddie Eagle, Hosted By Jason Priestley," I'm starting an extensive study of advice books written by models.

Maybe you can help me with my research. Did any models/sex symbols besides Vanna White and Kathy Ireland write self help books? Or maybe just books about how believing in yourself can...
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cookiemonster:
And in some parallel universe where reality has been turned on it's own head.. Chris Burke is taking Eddie Eagle's place and teaching us gun safety through the song "Shooting is fun, Shooting is serious"... yeah.. that really wouldn't make sense to anyone who didn't read The Celebrity Soemthing Turned Singer Review.

By the way.. is the review going into The Wave or your probe section on the site? Either way, I'm looking forward to having something make laugh hard enough to propel milk from my nose and make the clock speed the hell up during the work week.
ginger:
i heard you were good looking is this true?

Tuesday Apr 01, 2003

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I'm back from an atomic piledriving weekend in Seattle. We met up with Torrie Wilson at the Cheesecake Factory and spent most of Friday clubbing with her. She introduced us to most of the wrestlers before she was helplessly distracted by the Somoan magnetism of The Rock.

I was fueled by Hulkamania just enough to get back to Portland in time to catch my flight...
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mora:
hey, i jsut put in my little requst for the PDX group. i'll do a head stand if you let me in
mykra:
The Swoo loves the Seanbaby in a totally homoerotic way.

Monday Mar 17, 2003

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Portland has too many lucid let-me-entertain-you hobos. While I was down in San Francisco I got to see a lot of the superior incoherent-ranting-preacher hobos. They teach us a lot more about Jesus' magical powers and the government tracking devices he uses to impregnate our assholes while we sleep.

Speaking of society's downtrodden, my editor at The Wave took me out to a sushi place...
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throatneedle:
The Warriors is the best movie ever!
First time I had sex with my ex was during the Cyrus speech
'Can you dig it?!' Fo-sho!
roamingaround:
I figure that's all right because, you know, if they could, lobsters would eat us alive, too.

Monday Mar 10, 2003

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My work over the last two weeks required me to watch Jean Claude Van Damme's entire filmography, sit through ten music videos performed by or conceptualized by pro wrestlers, attend a Breast Feeding for Peace rally, and play a Nintendo game about Mary Kate and Ashley learning to drive. Strangely, I kind of enjoyed all of it.

I'm going to be in San Francisco the...
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ahd:
mwahahahaha.... didn't realise u actually had a membership on here.... i've wasted many hours of the past couple years on your site.... didn't mean for that to come out sounding bad... you know what i mean.... if it weren't for seanbaby.com and fat chicks in party hats i probably would've stopped going online by now....
papawheelie:
hanging out with you doesn't suck at all,man. Ima have to visit sometime when I'm seattlebound. or maybe a rendezvous in seattle...my peeps got it goin' on in seattle

Tuesday Feb 25, 2003

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I'm still working on my Moonwalker video review with my pal from the Onion, which is not only distracting me from actual paying writing work, it is constantly forcing me to create Michael Jackson-themed profile pictures of me and Eve.
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googused:
Holy Schmoley - whadda I gotta do to get into SGPDX? I've been a member for like FOREVER and haven't murdered hardly anyone. Mr. Satan and Raging Whore will vouch for me I believe. I can't be sociable if I don't know what's going on.
frank_castle:
Hi, I'm new here i just want to say kee[ up the good work and i have a pretty song on my journal and i just want to spread the word about this guy well you have a great day yes you will,ta-ta my fresh friend

Saturday Feb 22, 2003

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If you weren't at the Suicide Girls movie premiere at Clinton last Tuesday, and a lot of you weren't, I just posted some photos from the afterhours at Dot's: Troma Premiere Photos

And in case you came here looking to ride a rocketship to happiness, I just came across a book called 2002 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up. For only $8.95, I got 2002 brilliant...
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atomic_tiki:
doode!!! you have Michael Jackson dancing on your pic!
seanbaby:
eee-HEE!
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