She Hast Returned From Her Wand'rings, Thus
(by roamy)
It seems I have failed you
with topics unused,
so these trifles, I hope,
will leave readers amused.
Is h8ted still single?
Oh no, surely not.
I've procured him a planet:
round, red, fiery hott.
And scat for my Queenie...
ah, heavenly vice.
But since she's in Australia,
the word must suffice.
What are toes without...
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(by roamy)
It seems I have failed you
with topics unused,
so these trifles, I hope,
will leave readers amused.
Is h8ted still single?
Oh no, surely not.
I've procured him a planet:
round, red, fiery hott.
And scat for my Queenie...
ah, heavenly vice.
But since she's in Australia,
the word must suffice.
What are toes without...
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maelwys:
Heh, very well written and amusing 
xxanastasiaxx:
OMG!!! 
welcome back!
welcome back!I'm taking suggestions for my next absurd rhymey poem.
Please submit a topic below.
Please submit a topic below.
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dick_army:
Sometimes the most serious topics make the most absurd ones.
How about fucking in a Burger King restroom?
How about fucking in a Burger King restroom?
cheech:
At this point, I'm just hoping you'll write somethin'. . . please??
So that's that. I dropped him off at the bus terminal this morning, and out of my life he went.
As I was driving home afterwards, it seemed to take forever: every light turned red as I approached, every driver in front of me moved at a crawl. Now I understand something about time---how it moves so quickly towards separation, how the hours turn to...
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As I was driving home afterwards, it seemed to take forever: every light turned red as I approached, every driver in front of me moved at a crawl. Now I understand something about time---how it moves so quickly towards separation, how the hours turn to...
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noisemx:
indeed it's true, time can be the worst of friends in situations of dire minds. Things that are empty are left to be filled backed up.
cheers.
cheers.
xxanastasiaxx:
I was in jersey bonding with my mom..
Come over, I'll make tea, we can watch the minutes pass together.
Come over, I'll make tea, we can watch the minutes pass together.
Fucketty fuck.
The countdown has already begun.
My man is leaving...
The countdown has already begun.
My man is leaving...
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_v_:
enjoy every minute of it
i freaked out during my countdown and didn't really enjoy the time
i freaked out during my countdown and didn't really enjoy the time
noisemx:
well, you can always leave with him and keep him company, right? Oh wait, they don't really care for that do they?
I'm not one to speak, i wouldn't even stay by me if i had the choice.
Collection time.
I'm not one to speak, i wouldn't even stay by me if i had the choice.
Collection time.
Questions of the day:
1. Have you ever shaved your public hair into the shape of a rat?
2. Do you bathe in kool-aid regularly, or just socially?
3. What's the dirtiest thing you ever did in a vat of wood glue?
1. Have you ever shaved your public hair into the shape of a rat?
2. Do you bathe in kool-aid regularly, or just socially?
3. What's the dirtiest thing you ever did in a vat of wood glue?
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_v_:
1. no
2. nope
3. poop in it
2. nope
3. poop in it
chrono01:
1) I don't really need to.
2) Regularly...but purely for medical reasons.
3) I'm not obligated to state what I d...What may or may not have happened on the evening of February 23rd, 1999.
2) Regularly...but purely for medical reasons.
3) I'm not obligated to state what I d...What may or may not have happened on the evening of February 23rd, 1999.
(When everyone's looking for me and I'm not around I lift the blanket from my face and see that NO ONE'S THERE and second-guess myself:
Are they hiding in the closet, watching my every move?
Or have they just left, tired of waiting for me?)
Are they hiding in the closet, watching my every move?
Or have they just left, tired of waiting for me?)
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shifgrethor:
Ahh yes, Mindflayers are also in zangband (zangband.org) an old school rpg, which I guess borrows stuff from, well, pretty much everywhere.
It is a pretty cool name for a creature, n stuff.
It is a pretty cool name for a creature, n stuff.
xxanastasiaxx:
I'll never grow tired of waiting for you.
miss you much..
come back soon..
and if you need anything..
anything at all..
you know how to reach me
miss you much..
come back soon..
and if you need anything..
anything at all..
you know how to reach me
(JP is not available to goad me. I am updating of my own free will.)
Hey, does anyone out there want to give me money? Yeah, I know, you don't have any, either. Yikes. Making rent this month is gonna be real interesting. That said, I did manage to win $37.50 at poker last week, but of course, that all got squandered on frivolous things...
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Hey, does anyone out there want to give me money? Yeah, I know, you don't have any, either. Yikes. Making rent this month is gonna be real interesting. That said, I did manage to win $37.50 at poker last week, but of course, that all got squandered on frivolous things...
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missprint:
my roommate and I go out every sunday night. We've gotten some great stuff. It's amazing what people just throw away in this town.
Good luck with things.
Good luck with things.
alexkarina:
Who do I send the check to? Yeah, right... but you can do a yard sale with all the perfectly good stuff I need to throw away and maybe make a few bucks...
JP said to update, so here I am...
I suppose my life has always been this hectic, but I've never taken such drastic measures to hide from the world. I crave the written word, correspondence, quiet. I am, once again, inventing reasons and methods for leaving my current situation, now that I've finally gotten it together.
My life seems to be a series of unifnished...
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I suppose my life has always been this hectic, but I've never taken such drastic measures to hide from the world. I crave the written word, correspondence, quiet. I am, once again, inventing reasons and methods for leaving my current situation, now that I've finally gotten it together.
My life seems to be a series of unifnished...
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cheech:
JP needs to tell you to update again... 
dick_army:
Selfish? Hell, why tie up anything? Isn't it better to just smash it all apart? It's always easier to start over with a clean area than a bunch of cluttered up (albeit neat clutter) space.
Maybe for some inspiration on the situation you should watch "The Last Time I Committed Suicide."
Maybe for some inspiration on the situation you should watch "The Last Time I Committed Suicide."
More questions:
1. Whose ears are these?
2. Nibbles?
3. You and what army?
1. Whose ears are these?
2. Nibbles?
3. You and what army?
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alexkarina:
I'm in pain. Help me Roamy Wan Kenobe, you're my only hope.
missprint:
Wahhh! Happy birthday girl! Hottest 89 year old I ever saw!!!
We need get a group together and go out for a drink now that I'm of age!
-K
We need get a group together and go out for a drink now that I'm of age!
-K
Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.
New ink.
(Yes, I've posted pics, because I lack dignity.)
(I also reloaded the pics for those who said they couldn't see 'em, because I lack apathy.)
New ink.
(Yes, I've posted pics, because I lack dignity.)
(I also reloaded the pics for those who said they couldn't see 'em, because I lack apathy.)
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noisemx:
A wonderful tattoo all around. The sbject matter is cute and less likely to be seen on mtv anytime soon and the style and line work is great. Two bitter thumbs up (bitter for lack of ink new to my own skin).
You were right, I have to give in and write again. Damnnit!
Cheers.
You were right, I have to give in and write again. Damnnit!
Cheers.
_v_:
rockin
It's hot and sticky.
Tell me a hot and sticky story.
Tell me a hot and sticky story.
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avenger:
poker? i hardly know her...
rickroyal:
I almost passed out once during an orgasm. It was with the Violinist in the attic of her grandparents' house. Attic is probably overstating it; it was more like a crawlspace that had ambitions of becoming an actual room, but never really grew that far. Basically it was a small, cramped room, filled with all kinds of junk and always at least ten degrees hotter than the rest of the house. At any rate, one day during the summer a number of years back I'd helped her grandfather put in a fence on what was one of the hottest days of the summer.
I came in overheated after we'd finished. The Violinist found me in the kitchen, desperately trying to cool off. She took my hand and dragged up into the attic. It was impossibly hot up there, but she persisted and, well, I really can't say no. We probably should've stopped when sweat started raining off of me; it was like I'd sprung a leak or something. My clothes were completely soaked and my eyes were burning. I'll never forget being poised above her, coming, and getting so dizzy that I collapsed on top of her and accidentally hit her head with my own. I'd nearly passed out from dehydration. An interesting memory.
I came in overheated after we'd finished. The Violinist found me in the kitchen, desperately trying to cool off. She took my hand and dragged up into the attic. It was impossibly hot up there, but she persisted and, well, I really can't say no. We probably should've stopped when sweat started raining off of me; it was like I'd sprung a leak or something. My clothes were completely soaked and my eyes were burning. I'll never forget being poised above her, coming, and getting so dizzy that I collapsed on top of her and accidentally hit her head with my own. I'd nearly passed out from dehydration. An interesting memory.
The facts are as follows:
-I am healthy.
-I finished a painting.
-I worked additional hours, so I have extra cash.
-I can afford a new tattoo.
-I found a place to live.
Just the facts, people. Give 'em to me straight.
-I am healthy.
-I finished a painting.
-I worked additional hours, so I have extra cash.
-I can afford a new tattoo.
-I found a place to live.
Just the facts, people. Give 'em to me straight.
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bryn:
Madame Garfield;
i have missed you so. thank you for the wOOT enlightenment. i was wondering what to call guys with a below average sperm count. here are my facts:
-according to my Dr., i am healthy as a horse, but if this is so, than why do i feel like shit all of the time?
-i made mini books and have my stuff for painting, but am having an artist block at to what to paint and fill the books with.
-i am still unemployed, so i am cashless
-as soon as my SG check arrives, i will be able to afford a new tattoo too
-i live in a great apartment, which is turned into a shithole by the roomate from hell, who unfortunately cant be kicked out, cause his daddy owns the building
i await for more news from the Roamingworth estate. give Gwendolyn a hug for me.
my love to all,
Katinka
i have missed you so. thank you for the wOOT enlightenment. i was wondering what to call guys with a below average sperm count. here are my facts:
-according to my Dr., i am healthy as a horse, but if this is so, than why do i feel like shit all of the time?
-i made mini books and have my stuff for painting, but am having an artist block at to what to paint and fill the books with.
-i am still unemployed, so i am cashless
-as soon as my SG check arrives, i will be able to afford a new tattoo too
-i live in a great apartment, which is turned into a shithole by the roomate from hell, who unfortunately cant be kicked out, cause his daddy owns the building
i await for more news from the Roamingworth estate. give Gwendolyn a hug for me.
my love to all,
Katinka
noisemx:
I am healthy but fatening (up to one forty)
I drew a really weird looking hamster
My unemployment was lowered
I might finally get two new tattoos
I live in a cold comfortable basement already
What style painting?
Cheers.
I drew a really weird looking hamster
My unemployment was lowered
I might finally get two new tattoos
I live in a cold comfortable basement already
What style painting?
Cheers.