i'm back to nabokov with invitation to a beheading after a several-month hiatus which included a tryst with tolstoy.
speaking of russians, stalin used to purge the first one to stop clapping after he made a speech, so one time the entire audience clapped for hours until their hands bled and finally stalin ordered them to stop clapping (anonymous source).
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speaking of russians, stalin used to purge the first one to stop clapping after he made a speech, so one time the entire audience clapped for hours until their hands bled and finally stalin ordered them to stop clapping (anonymous source).
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earplug6947:
!pale fire!
knightofdeath:
What happens when the clapping causes a sound wave that causes the volcano to erupt?
qato:
of qato
I would like to announce that I have now adopted my father's winter coat from HIGH SCHOOL. It is complete with a tear caused by a snag on a barbed-wire fence when he was running around M.O.K. (that's Middle of Know-where, for those who don't know). You've probably guessed by now that my real name is Elektra.
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marigold:
and how! ^_^
artrob:
what are you up to , beautiful sister.
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician were driving together when they saw a black sheep on the side of the road. "Look," said the engineer, "all sheep are black!"
"No," said the physicist. "We can only say that this one particular sheep is black."
"No, no, no," objected the mathematician. "We can only say that this one particular sheep is black on one side."
"No," said the physicist. "We can only say that this one particular sheep is black."
"No, no, no," objected the mathematician. "We can only say that this one particular sheep is black on one side."
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dizfunction:
The Philosopher says "No all we can say is that we experience certain configuration of sense data that we choose to refer to as a blck sheep."
Stupid Philosophers.
Stupid Philosophers.
sailor:
he he... youre cute!!!
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mckenzie:
thanxs
slamurai:
dude Corona lite you gotta be kidding me... i get made fun of for drinking Corona already... its sissy beer where i come from
i've never even heard of Corona Lite
at a bar or a pub here its minimum $5 for a Corona.. you can get a 6 pack for about $14
dont no if Zo has any allergies yet... she loves animals and she hugs them and kisses them and nothing bad has occured yet... animals i cant even be near, unless i wanna have my throat swell closed
when i was 5 my dad took me out to the farm to ride a horse... i almost died
horses = bad for Slam
thats when i found out how bad my allergies were... i did it again when i was 9
i love animals... basically i was feeding a horse some hay in a dusty old barn and i woke up about 3 days later in intensive care with a bunch of hoses stickin outta me
i'm allergic to horses and hay and dust
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i've never even heard of Corona Lite
at a bar or a pub here its minimum $5 for a Corona.. you can get a 6 pack for about $14
dont no if Zo has any allergies yet... she loves animals and she hugs them and kisses them and nothing bad has occured yet... animals i cant even be near, unless i wanna have my throat swell closed
when i was 5 my dad took me out to the farm to ride a horse... i almost died
horses = bad for Slam
thats when i found out how bad my allergies were... i did it again when i was 9
i love animals... basically i was feeding a horse some hay in a dusty old barn and i woke up about 3 days later in intensive care with a bunch of hoses stickin outta me
i'm allergic to horses and hay and dust
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censorship's disturbing
censorship is bad
as soon as you self-censor
you know you've been had.
censorship is bad
as soon as you self-censor
you know you've been had.
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slamurai:
censorship fucking sucks 
i have been away for awhile cause i sold my computer so i could build a faster bigger better super powerful unstoppable one... for bragging rites mostly
and i come back to see that you called me funkhouser and then remembered that i never thanked you for calling me funkhouser so..
thank you
i have been away for awhile cause i sold my computer so i could build a faster bigger better super powerful unstoppable one... for bragging rites mostly
and i come back to see that you called me funkhouser and then remembered that i never thanked you for calling me funkhouser so..
thank you
i sit at the back of the toilet seat. you straddle my thighs, facing me. we count off, "one--two--THREE," and urinate simultaneously. i finish first. when you finish, the last of the stream curves up and splashes my crotch. we grin and flush.
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slamurai:
this whole Dual Peeing thing must be with another woman cause if me and you did that the stream curving up and splashing on you would occur from start to finish 
unless of course aiming was involved 
unless of course aiming was involved
slamurai:
i dont know it was 2am in the morning... i had a visual of no aiming
this weekend i watched love object--twice. a lonely, maladjusted writer of instruction manuals orders himself a sex doll. he dresses her, paints her nails, applies lipstick to her silicone lips, watches movies with her, eats chinese take-out with her and so on. she improves his life so much that he's not quite so socially inappropriate and attracts the attention of a typist at work....
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dizfunction:
May have to give that one a look. Also, oldboy does rule the school.
mka:
your hot
the movie of the luzhin defense is a disgrace. thank god nabokov isn't here to see it. i knew there was a reason i refuse to play chess...
slamurai:
whats wrong with Chess? I got so good at it when I was little that no one would play me anymore
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davel:
awesome: let the drama commence!
has anybody been to london? what sights would you suggest a morbid neurotic see?
yours truly will perform bridesmaid duties in yorkshire in january. horrifying weather is inevitable. i'm hoping for a dress with a giant bow on my ass as well.
yours truly will perform bridesmaid duties in yorkshire in january. horrifying weather is inevitable. i'm hoping for a dress with a giant bow on my ass as well.
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intendedq:
Give me a shout if you want some customized London tips: it all depends on how long you've got and how much you want to spend.
intendedq:
Give me a shout if you want some customized London tips: it all depends on how long you've got and how much you want to spend.
have just returned to the u.s. of a. from australia. the menagerie i have in tow is adjusting well, although the nocturnal animals are staying up all day and the diurnal ones all night. only the koalas remain unphased, as they sleep 23 hours and 59 minutes a day anyway. the little female dingo, nikita, keeps pacing around the base of their eucalyptus tree, foaming...
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fresnel:
i want a menagerie
isabel:
I forgot to tell you about my most recent fortune cookie fortune:
"Ignore previous cookie."
"Ignore previous cookie."
Never have I ever...
thrown the torn trash bag of dog poo into the dumpster and had diarrhea splash out onto my shirt and pantsleg and scrubbed the garments with paper towels and windex and worn them to lunch and leaned away from the server and gagged the whole hour because of the smell.
thrown the torn trash bag of dog poo into the dumpster and had diarrhea splash out onto my shirt and pantsleg and scrubbed the garments with paper towels and windex and worn them to lunch and leaned away from the server and gagged the whole hour because of the smell.
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capital:
In reference to this,, as you too may have noticed, there is apparently a THIRD pussy in a poker set. You and Gamblor the cat are no longer just twins, thanks to Vitriol you can aptly call yourself a triplet! Congrats!
Also: thanks for the birthday-yay-ay wishes!
Also: analog/digital fortune has an odd mystique that has my approval in spite of it's "proverb" category. A rare gem, good find.
Also: Never have I ever been cleaning up dog diarrhea on my hands and knees all week, to the point that I ended up clogging my own toilet with it, and have used up over a bajillion paper towels. Actually, in retrospect,, I have. Poor carpet. But nothing like your diarrhea mess, my sympathies...
Also: thanks for the birthday-yay-ay wishes!
Also: analog/digital fortune has an odd mystique that has my approval in spite of it's "proverb" category. A rare gem, good find.
Also: Never have I ever been cleaning up dog diarrhea on my hands and knees all week, to the point that I ended up clogging my own toilet with it, and have used up over a bajillion paper towels. Actually, in retrospect,, I have. Poor carpet. But nothing like your diarrhea mess, my sympathies...
kore:
the thing about pineapple suits me. i've never heard that before, but i am popular at a party.
bear is a through and through mutt.
and hello, by the way. i can't wait for your set.
bear is a through and through mutt.
and hello, by the way. i can't wait for your set.