notoriouscat

The Scene: a courtroom

The Judge: Let me get this straight, you knew?
cat: Yes, sir.
The Judge: You knew that it contained roofies, yet you ate it anyway?
cat: Yes, sir. Because it was bacon.


-now we just have to figure out how to get the roofies in the bacon.

after a really really long two weeks at work (working last weekend and i have to work this one and one more week of hell to go; back to school time at Emory.) one of the symptoms of my stressed and tired self is as usual becoming more prominent. my sarcastic response reflex is now on a time delay. what does this mean? that i...
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Last night's weird dreams included one of the most romantic lines i have heard in i'm not sure how long...


i love you more than bacon.

tonight
-i bet i will forget to take pictures.
-i can't decide which shoes to wear tonight.
-i need to polish my nails to match my hair.
-in times of economic crises, remember to support your local businesses.
-if you want to subtly insult an englishman, ask him if he's welsh.
-thusfar i have asked for one thing for christmas, and i got it. score!...
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male co-worker-'what are you doing, girls can't fix technical shit.'
me-'shut up. i'll hit you.'

'stop doing that."
me-"doing what?"
"giving me dirty looks."
me-"what? that was my look of silent adoration."
"really?"
me-" yes. i guess i need to work on that look, don't i?"

" you see, when i look at my drink i don't see that it's half empty."
" it's half full?"
" no. oh no. it's time for you to go to the bar and get me another."



and completely stumbled across randomly...
"definitely the glass half empty type."-eloise