Alright, I'm back, albeit on a suppository sized netbook. Best I could afford on short notice, but it should hold me over for now, and is good motivation for me to finally try my hand at building a PC. As far as I can tell, a minor problem with the VGA port on my former laptop managed to turn major and fry the pc board....
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alyk:
Yeah, we never use it. The dude above us tried to use his, and the fire department had to evacuate the building.
robotsatemyhair:
YAY! I'm glad you're back onlineish.
My laptop just shit itself, so I'll probably not be around for a few days. I know it's going to be hard for you all, but remember, I will return.. Be strong, and it'll be over before you know it.
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toothpickmoe:
I'll...I'll try to hold on.
hotcurry:
I don't think I can pick up the pieces!!!!
toothpickmoe:
Win.
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jewcy:
Listen, I told you a hundred times: I already bought that cave. Sorry, lamestain.
Also, the thing you smelled was yr testes rotting in a Chinese food container.
Also, the thing you smelled was yr testes rotting in a Chinese food container.
alyk:
Yeah, Mr Alyk made me read it. It's all human resources bullshit.
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disastermagnet:
Super! At least it will be easier for assholes from Manhatten to get into town now! Hooray!
doll_:
you left it in my panty drawer whilst you were ravaging for sniffables.
I've got nothing to say, so more cool stop motion food.
toothpickmoe:
Epic.
How is it that I've never seen this before?
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nobodyherenow:
Thanks so much!!
toothpickmoe:
Yeah, we're spinal cord twins. Don't tell anyone.
I love Pes' videos.
I love Pes' videos.
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kriss:
HEY BABY!!!!
Dear People who make turns in dark-ish parking lots in heavy rain at 30 miles an hour and miss shattering my legs by two inches and don't even notice until you catch me waving my arms and cursing at you in your rear view mirror,
Suck my god damned dick.
-Michael
Suck my god damned dick.
-Michael
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toothpickmoe:
Fair enough. Do they have to be in the driver's seat when they do it?
vittore:
But they probably have some sort of contractable disease..
but that's where the dental dam comes in, I suppose.
but that's where the dental dam comes in, I suppose.
Unexpected week off!
Not so great actually. We don't have any real work scheduled for next week, and since we already had next Thursday and Friday off, my boss asked me to use vacation days and take off the rest of the week. The time off is nice, but I am going to be laid off for the winter in a couple of weeks anyhow,...
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Not so great actually. We don't have any real work scheduled for next week, and since we already had next Thursday and Friday off, my boss asked me to use vacation days and take off the rest of the week. The time off is nice, but I am going to be laid off for the winter in a couple of weeks anyhow,...
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toothpickmoe:
That seriously gave me the heebie-jeebies after I wrote it.
mistersatan:
That's just the way the world works.
Blah.
toothpickmoe:
Merf.
morgan:
Thank you 
I just realized that I wrote a date that doesn't exist on all of my work orders today. Damn it.
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toothpickmoe:
Shark laser basketball, actually.
_biblia_:
fact: when asked, i say my anniversary is smarch 33rd.
that time machine quip was pretty great. i'm filing that in my witty bank.
jump rings are the pieces of jewelry that usually connect a pendant to a necklace. but i'm making a bracelet and choker out of hundreds of interconnected ones.
it makes my eyes hurt.
that time machine quip was pretty great. i'm filing that in my witty bank.
jump rings are the pieces of jewelry that usually connect a pendant to a necklace. but i'm making a bracelet and choker out of hundreds of interconnected ones.
it makes my eyes hurt.