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Another mysterious stranger with a penchant for renewing lapsed member accounts! What are the odds!
tiger_fodder:
You are welcome. wink
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Sweet! Three months! Thanks mysterious stranger! blush
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mrstitches:
tiger_fodder:
Thought of you and had to come and say...


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lorin: you know what i dont get? why i dont have a tuna sandwich
lorin: or a blat
lorin: also, i was thinking about it
lorin: i'm really glad i have hands
lorin: do you know how much stuff you couldn't do if you didn't have hands?
lorin: i wish i was laying in a field right now
lorin: with a horse...
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tiger_fodder:
Giving someone "the finger" is one of the basest violations in modern culture, but its origins date back over 2500 years. The first written record of the insult occurred in ancient Greece, where the playwright Aristophanes (the Adam Sandler of his day) made a crude joke mixing up the middle finger and the penis. Even back then, the bird was considered an aggressive, phallic put-down.
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+ Cops are dicks, court sucks, summons are bullshit, and I should be able to pee where ever the fuck I want. Fuck you, New DORK.

+ Being broke sucks. Someone get me a job. I want to be a dog walker. It just makes sense, being outside rulz right now. I have an interview tomorrow to be a dog walker. So much more fun than phone...
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varuka_salt:
Can haz new post?
tiger_fodder:
I got you out of hiding.... biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
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The other day I was walking to the subway and some dude in a third story apartment was shouting down to some kids about a whole lot of nothing, and then he goes, "Hey, want to see where a fart comes from?" and he pulled down his pants, pushed his ass through the window and farted.

In conclusion, New York is the best.
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ron4164:

HA HA Jewcy! That was hilarious!
dek_ker:
i love nyc
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a rogue jellyfish stung me on the ass last night.

i hate the beach now.
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van_dal:
did you pee on it? they say that does wonders... they say.

damn they. confused
kou:
happy birthday lady smile
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I can update this junk from my phone. The future, she is upon us.

mrstitches:
Bah.
Fuck the future.
It's expensive and it smells funny.
mrstitches:
With my fists.
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this is a pretty impressive island you've got here, new york.
mrstitches:
All of new york's islands are over rated. Well, staten island pretty much gets the reputation it deserves I guess.
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mrstitches:
Your bike is nicer than my car.
pokes:
That's a spiffy bike you got yourself there.
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vim:
genius!!
pokes:
Hey stranger. Welcome back, you were missed. biggrin