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freakpirate:
"Suspect blames 'fornicators' and 'Hallmark motherfuckers'. Hallmark could not be reached for comment."

wildswan:



... you talkin to me?
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i hate it...hate it...when songs that used to make me smile make me cry for an hour and a half.

Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed
Oh I cut his hair myself one night
A pair of dull scissors in the yellow light
And he told me...
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robotsatemyhair:
Thank you, dahling, ever so.

I have a song or two by her on a mix cd a friend gave me.

mad_scientist:
Awesome, you speak NADSAT and quote Johnny Cash songs!
Simply horrowshow love love love
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It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead.

- Kurt Vonnegut

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marvel:
LMAO - I love your new quote up top there. Stiff is truly a wonderful book. That first chapter is golden - Mary Roach's sense of humour is a riot. I'm actually very interested in human composting now, I think it's a great alternative to the usual deal here in North America.
trocar:
Go to morbid and be sure to check the archives. wink
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happy dia de los muertos everyone!

if this is paradise, i wish i had a lawn mower.

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freakpirate:
Indian cashiers call me a superhero. Girls pet my head. This haircut is the best idea ever.

dr_u:
hello right back fellow dweller of the 'nati.
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it's funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

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necia:
Thank you! kiss Happy Halloween!

necia:
Well, it's not boring now that you were born on it. wink
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But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like, inspiration and what Bog sends. Now it was lovely music that came into my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.

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buttonbutton:
lol
juniordeputy:
that is the most amzaing profile pic ever.
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new addiction: caramel apple lattes

every time i think i'm going to get a break or some free time, some kind of unexpected misfortune occurs. it's gotten to the point where i just automatically mutter an aggravated "jesus christ" when i wake up in the morning.

i need an effin' hair cut, y'all.

so what's going on with you guys and shit?

i think you...
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buttonbutton:
yeah, I have a couple wigs, one of which is actually very nice - I bought it on ebay, but it was new. I'm more afraid of people thinking I have cancer or alopecia or some awful disease.

The Johnny Cash covers really bother me. I don't know why, I'm not particularly attached to any of the songs...
freakpirate:
There is heavy debate if watching High Fidelity in this kind of mood is good for me or not. I'm leaving it for the moment in the hopes that I will at least have someone to watch it with eventually.

I'm not dead yet. I'm considering that victory for the week.

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Like four million tons of hydrogen
exploding on the sun
like the whisper of the termites
building castles in the dust
you're no longer leaving foot prints
you left your wallet on the bus

Your great journey has begun

When automatic sinks in airports
no longer see your hands
and elevator doors close on you
when buses drive right past
when the only voice that...
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fridgemagnet:
That makes me happy. I'm glad you were amused. smile
alyk:
You know you're my favorite adopted Cambodian baby. kiss
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freakpirate:
Well I wasn't home for a large portion of it. And the rest I was sleeping. So I didn't suffer too badly.

freakpirate:
Sober reply.

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I will choke until I swallow...
Choke this infant here before me.
What is this but my reflection?
Who am I to judge and strike you down?

But you're
Pushing and shoving me.
You still love me and you pushit on me.

Rest your trigger on my finger,
bang my head upon the fault line.
Take care not to make me enter.
'cause if I...
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johnclement:
I don't listen to Tool, so I need to think of something else to comment on.

What comics do you read?
noctem:
Silly Maynard....
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things are okay. just trying to keep busy, mostly, which isn't really too hard.

i'm so inspired by the crazy ass testimonials i read. whoever can leave me the awesomest testimonial wins a special prize. i don't know what yet, but trust me. its greatness will not be denied.

i hate it when doing the right thing makes you feel like a fucking asshole dickface....
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margot_dent:
someone should school those bitches.

however, since it's power rangers, i'm going to take it as engrish and let it go.

pmonkeyesquire:
ive been eating a lot of cauliflower brocolli and chick peas.

my tummy is puke puke skull ARRR!!! surreal

hope ya feels better, not bitter.