I fucking hate going to bars.
Five dollars for a watered-down jack and coke; thank god I was stoned or that place would have been completely unbearable.
I really don't mind doing the wingman thing, especially for a friend of mine. He's getting laid tonight, and I'm glad for him, really. But fuck! I spent the whole night talking to this one girl, she seemed...
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Five dollars for a watered-down jack and coke; thank god I was stoned or that place would have been completely unbearable.
I really don't mind doing the wingman thing, especially for a friend of mine. He's getting laid tonight, and I'm glad for him, really. But fuck! I spent the whole night talking to this one girl, she seemed...
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I have a dream. In this country, I truly believe that one should follow their dreams, whatever the cost.
I want to open a combination Lesbian singles bar and light coffee and sweets shop called the Snatchback Snack shack.
I want to open a combination Lesbian singles bar and light coffee and sweets shop called the Snatchback Snack shack.
A RAISIN IN THE SUN
Written and directed by Michael Bay
ENTER Scarlett Johansen, totally in this awesome white Bikini. The camera makes several slow passes across her body as water comes out of nowhere and just, like, soaks her. The camera pauses on her face as she turns and says breathily
Scarlett: What happens to a dream deferred?
Scene.
We're now in a club...
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Written and directed by Michael Bay
ENTER Scarlett Johansen, totally in this awesome white Bikini. The camera makes several slow passes across her body as water comes out of nowhere and just, like, soaks her. The camera pauses on her face as she turns and says breathily
Scarlett: What happens to a dream deferred?
Scene.
We're now in a club...
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Random thoughts, midday.
*The campaign representatives on CNN are merely armless, legless torsos. They are held hostage by Ted Turner and forced to smile while each other a liar on every possible issue.
*After an Astronomy test, I bummed a cigarette from this girl and we ended up talking for an hour. I really hope she was flirting with me, because I was flirting with...
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*The campaign representatives on CNN are merely armless, legless torsos. They are held hostage by Ted Turner and forced to smile while each other a liar on every possible issue.
*After an Astronomy test, I bummed a cigarette from this girl and we ended up talking for an hour. I really hope she was flirting with me, because I was flirting with...
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Extremely short story
"Son, you really pitched well in that game today. Your mom and I are really impressed."
"Thanks dad, I'm just glad we beat those jerks from Perryberg."
"Well, remember son, It's about playing a game. Winning or losing shouldn't be why you play."
"Yea, but winning is fun."
"Haha, well, I guess it is nice."
"Hey dad, I have a question."
"Well,...
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"Son, you really pitched well in that game today. Your mom and I are really impressed."
"Thanks dad, I'm just glad we beat those jerks from Perryberg."
"Well, remember son, It's about playing a game. Winning or losing shouldn't be why you play."
"Yea, but winning is fun."
"Haha, well, I guess it is nice."
"Hey dad, I have a question."
"Well,...
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harleen_quinzal:
Thanks 
Yes I'm kind of overly obsessed with Ms. Harleen Quinzal....but most of all Joker haha....thanks!
Yes I'm kind of overly obsessed with Ms. Harleen Quinzal....but most of all Joker haha....thanks!
fynx:
short but sweet haha.
Dr. Drew is a piece of shit.
Yes, Dr. Drew. The guy from loveline is a piece of shit. (I know, I'm really taking a hard line.) In case you haven't seen this turd floating across your TV screen, he's the host of Vh1's latest attempt to sink past bottom, Celebrity Rehab. He being barely a D-list celebrity himself, he invites a bunch of horror...
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