Dr. Drew is a piece of shit.
Yes, Dr. Drew. The guy from loveline is a piece of shit. (I know, I'm really taking a hard line.) In case you haven't seen this turd floating across your TV screen, he's the host of Vh1's latest attempt to sink past bottom, Celebrity Rehab. He being barely a D-list celebrity himself, he invites a bunch of horror shows only marginally more famous than himself to clear themselves of their addictions, which I think is a little cruel because, really, their addictions are all they have left. Really, the biggest star is Daniel Baldwin, who more or less just stars in reality shows now. I think another one was some asshole in the band that sang Butterfly? Remember, that god awful turd of a song sung by a bunch of dudes whose combined I.Q featured a decimal point? Seriously, if you're going to be that damn ugly, at least be angry about it. You guys just wanted to cuddle with our moms, which was a damn futile goal. No mother who gazed upon your vacant, drooling faces would have any greater wish in the world than to do whatever it took to send you, body and soul, straight back to the boiling mudpit of hell that spawned you.
Also, he's got one girl there who says she's addicted to, wait for it...marijuana. Marijuana, what the fuck? Are you really going to rehab over fucking weed? Give me a break, marijuana isn't addictive. No one is going to sleep in a box tonight over fucking weed.
But this is about Dr. Drew. See, I got to see him speak live once, he did a Q&A, and while he was there some guy asked him about Dr. Phil. Dr. Drew criticized Dr. Phil for over simplifying the rehab process, which is true. Dr. Phil is a hack, I've never seen a doctor's certificate for him, and every time I see him kissing somebody's ass like George W. Bush around christmas or when he was going to have a huge live special with Britney Spears, I want to puke. Especially with Spears. She had just hit bottom and that bald little prick wanted to display that to the world. Dr. Phil is a bottom feeder.
But then Dr. Drew said something else. He said, "Rehab is not easy. The people in rehab struggle through it day by day and to trivialize that the way Dr. Phil does is disgusting." And I agreed. I didn't really respect Dr. Drew very much, but I greed with him on a certain point.
So how is Celebrity Rehab any different from what Dr. Phil does? Celebrities are the worst thing to ever happen to rehab, they cheapen everything real drug addicts go through. I guarantee that your local rehab is not fucking Palisades or Malibu or whatever the fuck they call that place where Lindsay Lohan has a bed on permanent reserve. Dr. Drew is a goddamn idiot. It's just further proof you should never take medical advice to a guy who spends time around Adam Corrolla.