Wow, ok, so...
At work, this company that we deal with had a bunch of checks stolen... so one of our bank account numbers was stolen off a check. So, we get a new account, new checks to print, etc... and we opted for laser-print checks, before it was just tractor-feed dot matrix bullshit. Anyway, that's all fine and dandy, except the cheap/efficient/cost-effective laser printer...
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At work, this company that we deal with had a bunch of checks stolen... so one of our bank account numbers was stolen off a check. So, we get a new account, new checks to print, etc... and we opted for laser-print checks, before it was just tractor-feed dot matrix bullshit. Anyway, that's all fine and dandy, except the cheap/efficient/cost-effective laser printer...
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Work is now making me actually follow the dress code. So now I have to wear khaki's and business casual stuff.
Damnit!
Everyone says "Wow, you look good today!" But damnit I want my comfy clothes!
Damnit!
Everyone says "Wow, you look good today!" But damnit I want my comfy clothes!
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rybo:
i was almost going to make fun of you for the dresscode. but then i realized thats probably going to happen at my work too...... damn......
gasmaskboy:
NO WAY DUDE!
I love wearing ties and stuff....
I love taking their stupid dress code and throwing it in their face cuz I still look good....
EAT IT BITCHES!
I love wearing ties and stuff....
I love taking their stupid dress code and throwing it in their face cuz I still look good....
EAT IT BITCHES!
You know, with the amount of work I need to get done, I don't really know why I go to parties at night. But then, something really really cool could happen!
Like SEATTLE KIDS!!! Holy shit what a surprise! Very, VERY rad to see you guys.
Like SEATTLE KIDS!!! Holy shit what a surprise! Very, VERY rad to see you guys.
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amitabha:
I wanted to come out to that party, but I was uber tired from working a 19 hour day @ work,,. i'm sure you can relate.
When is the Lanparty?!
When is the Lanparty?!
vikprez:
Nice to meet you and thanks for letting us Seattle kids invade
Do you need to register somewhere to be a workaholic?
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amitabha:
you have to pay the workaholic tax to me.. twenty dolla make you holla!
gingerlie:
i think you need to take on a few more jobs is what i think.
Bwahahahahahaha! HOLY SHIT I was so fucking on top of shit today! I woke up at 6am, after 3 hours of sleep, and worked from 7am to 6pm! God damn I got so much done, fucking just danced around fixing shit, hooking shit up, making shit work... everywhere I looked, people were smiling at me, or saying thanks. It fucking rocked. I own that shit....
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blameshift:
Word...pump that shit yo....
I'm just kidding...
Sorry it's been so long, I've been super busy, leave some love....
...G....
I'm just kidding...
Sorry it's been so long, I've been super busy, leave some love....
...G....
aenemated:
holy shit, whatta DORK!
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Sometimes it's best, when they don't know.
Sometimes it's best, even when it's right in front of them.
Sometimes it's best, even when it's eating you alive.
Sometimes it's best, to just fucking let it die.
And sometimes...
I just want someone to put a fucking bullet in my head. Or my heart. Or maybe both.
I think I'll work instead,...
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knickers:
cheer up hun. stormy's out of limbo, there's a reason to smile. 
slinkster:
what's wrong darling?
cheer up.
i want to wake up in bed with you in 3.5 hours.. hahaha..
i'm always around if you need to rant!
cheer up.
i want to wake up in bed with you in 3.5 hours.. hahaha..
i'm always around if you need to rant!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, paid holiday.
mistersatan:
Fuck you. 
mistersatan:
Um, lessee, how can I put this...
Oh yeah-
Oh yeah-
I still have a lot to do at our Vancouver, WA, site, and they neglected to give me a WORKING outdoor master key! I hope there's still some people in town, I need to get shit done over there!
On another note, I think I'll have a Krispy Kreme... mmmmmmm, donuts.
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machine_boy:
Hey,
While mine doesn't whistle, I do have a murmur...
Time for more beer!
While mine doesn't whistle, I do have a murmur...
Time for more beer!
pyratwilly:
Careful - I have a friend who's an IT man and got into the Krispy Kreme thing - and his heart screams to him at night. But they are good, aren't they?
Have fun in Seattle, Bumbershooters.
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slinkster:
thankyou for hugs cutie. hope all is well in your area.
hope all is well in your area.
corvus_pdx:
So how long till the next day off eh?
I'm drunk. :
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rickroyal:
Indeed.
shal:
You're sexy when you're drunk. You told me so yourself.
Woot! It's Friday!
I'm going to work all weekend. The faculty/staff are really appreciative, though. Most of them, like 99%... the other 1% probably aren't appreciative because I think they're retarded assholes and don't want to help them.
I'm having fun though, so fuck off while I earn money.
Ugh, but I hate spending a lot of money and then having to wait to get...
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I'm going to work all weekend.
The faculty/staff are really appreciative, though. Most of them, like 99%... the other 1% probably aren't appreciative because I think they're retarded assholes and don't want to help them.
I'm having fun though, so fuck off while I earn money.
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december:
dooooooood. i'm good. how are you? that's certainly a much chipper attitude about your job than i've heard from you before!
alyssum:
Dude, last November I had to drop well over $1000 for work to get expensed. Ouch. But hey, got to go to another country, stay in the Ritz-Carlton and eat like a pig for a week!
It's good that they appreciate your efforts, that makes all the difference.
And really, what wouldn't you want done by robot monkeys?
But hey, got to go to another country, stay in the Ritz-Carlton and eat like a pig for a week!
It's good that they appreciate your efforts, that makes all the difference.
And really, what wouldn't you want done by robot monkeys?
When the honest-to-god truth comes knocking, will you be able to handle it? Or will it knock you off your feet?
"Josh, in 20 to 30 years, you're going to require invasive open-heart surgery to correct your defect, in order to continue living."
Open me up, doc. I want to get it the fuck over with.
"Josh, in 20 to 30 years, you're going to require invasive open-heart surgery to correct your defect, in order to continue living."
Open me up, doc. I want to get it the fuck over with.
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alyssum:
Note there that that implies you've got 20 to 30 good years, period. We should all be so lucky, not all of us are.
alyssum:
Plus, you know how much technology changes in 20 or 30 years, they'll probably be doing it laproscopically by then anyway.
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