Dear SGers,
My next comedy show is this Saturday night at 7pm! If you can come -- and I'd love for you to -- it would be awesome if you would call and make reservations by tonight (that also gets you a discount).
xoxo
jen
Comedy Show with Jennifer Dziura
Saturday, August 6
7pm (arrive by 6:40 for seating)
New York Improv, 318 W. 53rd...
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My next comedy show is this Saturday night at 7pm! If you can come -- and I'd love for you to -- it would be awesome if you would call and make reservations by tonight (that also gets you a discount).
xoxo
jen
Comedy Show with Jennifer Dziura
Saturday, August 6
7pm (arrive by 6:40 for seating)
New York Improv, 318 W. 53rd...
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petbot:
I think I can actually come to this one! Sweet!
morranimal:
in a mini-mixer a mixer for small people? 'cause that seems kinda prejudiced to me...
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retroactivwe:
Quote, Post Stud Spray 100 usage:
"Did you cum, baby?"
"I don't know."
"Did you cum, baby?"
"I don't know."
verandi:
my favorite part is the unlabeled tube. i'd be interested to hear stories from everyone who will ever mistake that stuff for something else.
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jenisfamous:
Ha. I should get people started wearing WWYDWAS shirts.
What Would You Do With a Spatula?
What Would You Do With a Spatula?
cobaltdesign:
I could whip up a design for that rather quickly
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petbot:
You could plaster cast that thing and sell it!
starla:
that is truley a beautiful sight
the jenisfamous.com news
A copy of am New York reports that synchronized swimmers are upset that they are not taken seriously as athletes, and that the sport is divided into four events: solos, duets, teams of eight, and combination.
There's solo synchronized swimming? Synchronized to what?
A copy of am New York reports that synchronized swimmers are upset that they are not taken seriously as athletes, and that the sport is divided into four events: solos, duets, teams of eight, and combination.
There's solo synchronized swimming? Synchronized to what?
chino_4q:
Just gotta say, you're butt looks great in Molly's underoos. 
maxk:
Well, your butt in Molly's undies brought me here, but then I checked out your section on MY SPACE, and I have to say, your comedy bits are awesome!
I have to see if I can get off work to catch your HBO Comedy Showcase in August.
I have to see if I can get off work to catch your HBO Comedy Showcase in August.
I recently read Wendy Shalit's "A Return to Modesty," which had been on my reading list for years. Among (many) other points, Shalit mentions that "young girls are embarassed by everything," and that most women retain some of this into adulthood and are more easily embarassed than men.
This is certainly true for me. If seeing a comedy on a date, for instance, I don't...
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This is certainly true for me. If seeing a comedy on a date, for instance, I don't...
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Today's cover story on Salon.com is titled "Turning off Gays," about the ex-gay movement's attempt to "cure" homosexuality.
Personally, I don't think it's that hard to turn off gays. For instance:
* talk at great length about what a difficult labor and delivery you had
* wear white jeans, Keds, and a banana clip in a non-ironic way
* complain about your period
* show...
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Personally, I don't think it's that hard to turn off gays. For instance:
* talk at great length about what a difficult labor and delivery you had
* wear white jeans, Keds, and a banana clip in a non-ironic way
* complain about your period
* show...
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akalucifer:
You mean you can't cure it? Damn... next thing you know you'll be telling me they can marry now...
I watched gay america on cable - about mass gay marriage law going into effect... scares me to think how many closed minded people there are... you should watch it!
I watched gay america on cable - about mass gay marriage law going into effect... scares me to think how many closed minded people there are... you should watch it!
stormrider:
you got a point
Apparently, Mariah Carey had a "wardrobe malfunction" while performing in Germany recently -- her top fell off, the studio mercifully cut the lights, and she ran offstage, yelled "Someone bring me a jacket or the show's off, we all know how quickly these images can spread around the world," and then reappeared on stage with more clothes and continued the show.
Doesn't that seem downright...
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Doesn't that seem downright...
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amorpheus:
Actually, I think it would be great to have people tell me, "You look beautiful, Miss Carey," but only if they sincerely meant it, and they had mistaken me for Jim Carrey.
akalucifer:
I promise to laugh at everything before 10am - but do I get rewarded with a wardrobe malfunction?
"Embarazada?" reminds me that the other day I was shopping and the store was playing some kind of vapid light-hip-hop station, and a song came on about baby mamas and how hard it is when your child support check isn't enough. The chorus actually spelled out the phrase "baby mama," as in b-a-b-y ... m-a-m-a!
Turns out the song is by American Idol contestant Fantasia...
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Turns out the song is by American Idol contestant Fantasia...
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akalucifer:
Or a diaphragm, or some day after pills...
But then wasn't "Love Child" glamorizing it also?
But then wasn't "Love Child" glamorizing it also?
sounds more like a Trojans ad, if you ask me
The Department of Health has put up these posters around town that picture three young pregnant women, one black, one white, and one Hispanic, under the headline "Pregnant?" If so, one is urged to obtain prenatal care by calling some phone number.
The Spanish version of this poster in my neighborhood says "Embarazada?"
This is...
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The Department of Health has put up these posters around town that picture three young pregnant women, one black, one white, and one Hispanic, under the headline "Pregnant?" If so, one is urged to obtain prenatal care by calling some phone number.
The Spanish version of this poster in my neighborhood says "Embarazada?"
This is...
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