I need to have a close personal relationship with my job and start cranking out some projects. Why? Well, because... In the city ladies look pretty. Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty. Tell a funny joke just to get some play. Then you try to make a move and she says "no way". Girls a fakin' ... goodness sakin'. They want a man...
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Listening to old speed metal videos on youtube. The videos are pointless. I can't file share at work and my cassettes were swallowed by entropy shortly after high school. Fucking Slayer, Anthrax, Iron Maiden and Motorhead. It's been so long. Oh, memories of when I was a sweet young lad... Funny how that shit's cool again. Barf.
Suddenly opportunities are popping up all over the...
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hot_rod:
will i get a bat to kill the rats?
I feel like boredom has me at gun point. Being alone, broke and stuck does not suit me. I can do two of those but all three is killing me. Stock Traders not calling me back either, which really sucks. WTF. The other day I had more dates than a European tour and now I'm stuck here, chewing on my hand, waiting for the phone...
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hot_rod:
hug, but not in a gay way
fancyd:
Yeah, that is exactly the way it goes. Sorry to hear of the troubles, is the gun loaded? or just teasing?
BTW- I got an A on my Acct test, maybe I should consider the exorbitant amts of $ I could make counting money
*hugs* (now stop biting the skin off your finger)
BTW- I got an A on my Acct test, maybe I should consider the exorbitant amts of $ I could make counting money
*hugs* (now stop biting the skin off your finger)
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fancyd:
DONT EVER UTTER THOSE VILE WORDS AGAIN !!
My secret darkest fantasies have nothing to do with accounting....well.....mmm....actually, they do involve some counting.........lol
My secret darkest fantasies have nothing to do with accounting....well.....mmm....actually, they do involve some counting.........lol
williamj:
hasselhoff makes the news yet again. i swear hes is like the antichrist or something. i have never seen someone make such a comeback.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07072006/gossip/pagesix/hoffin_off_pagesix_.htm
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07072006/gossip/pagesix/hoffin_off_pagesix_.htm
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Fuckin A, new SG blows like a prom queen. I hate this shit. I want my bookmarks page.
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hot_rod:
my dog isn't gay
he was raped, prison style
he was raped, prison style
stuzzy:
wake up hobag
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3030v:
was sausage fest as sausagey as i might have imagined?
here's to no stray bullets in your chips.
PS rad pic.
here's to no stray bullets in your chips.
PS rad pic.
stuzzy:
i don't really have a witty comeback...but i'll have you know I am drinking a lot more! damnit!
i totally forgot how much fun it is to ride a bike in the dirt...
i totally forgot how much fun it is to ride a bike in the dirt...
My arms are fucking killing me.
I'm hungry.
I need fried chicken.
I'm hungry.
I need fried chicken.
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fancyd:
Shit, I smoke 3 packs a day, drink a 6 pack and a bottle of wine. No coffee though, I live off of Sobe No Fears (Sugar Free) and alcohol. Works wonders for the physique
Yeah, she's a cute baby.
Yeah, she's a cute baby.
Lady is like, "your a wreck". She's right. I drink and smoke way too much. I've been a hateful asshole. I have really got to get it together. There's a 'to call' list that keeps getting longer and longer. I've been avoiding family and friends lately. It's been so bad my mom called me at work. We chatted. She was like, "have you considered yoga?...
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fancyd:
and definately work with a little wave in the hair......practice running in the sand as well, and also like Hoff...keep a straight face when looking into DD cups...
Things will work out, one way or the other...
*hugz*
yeah, I guess Yoga is kinda gay, hahaha...I know so many guys who are into it though, and no they are not gay......meditate on your spirit animal....meditation is good.....lends itself to clarity
Things will work out, one way or the other...
*hugz*
yeah, I guess Yoga is kinda gay, hahaha...I know so many guys who are into it though, and no they are not gay......meditate on your spirit animal....meditation is good.....lends itself to clarity
donzell:
i know that these things will pass, but i had to vent. thanks for the support.
There should be a breathalizer attatched to the keyboard.
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hot_rod:
sir, i'm going to ask you to stop typing.
The majestic and the mundane tied together by brutal facts.
I was just thinking about my brief career as a sculptor. My best piece could be summarized by that. It's also a major pattern of mine. God forgive me. Nothing's good unless it's a bit ruined and that's what makes it right. It's the factory worker's romance. God also forgive my spelling errors for I...
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I was just thinking about my brief career as a sculptor. My best piece could be summarized by that. It's also a major pattern of mine. God forgive me. Nothing's good unless it's a bit ruined and that's what makes it right. It's the factory worker's romance. God also forgive my spelling errors for I...
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I remember seeing a little news fluff piece about a farmer in Africa who never bathed. The smell was so bad that the tribal elders had two strong men hold him down and forcibly wash him.
You know... You have to be one stankin mother fucker to make it into the world press. That is quite an accomplishment.
Indeed.
You know... You have to be one stankin mother fucker to make it into the world press. That is quite an accomplishment.
Indeed.
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hot_rod:
that is insane
williamj:
lol
the ladies and money.....
ouch
don't worry about finding someone to knock your socks off, just find a girl where you can stick it in every hole. including her pocket book
geez, clearly you are not as much of a young mc fan as you thought.