i got a 2 dollar raise at work and i am pretty sure i am going to BFD.
lesson #14503545636 learned: don't sit down with a banana in your back pocket.
i learn the hard lessons so you don't have to.
i learn the hard lessons so you don't have to.
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moki_meeh:
*glee* thanxs. i will have to keep that sucker in my front pocket now .. thanxs 
maynardsdick:
i miss you man!
i went to IKEA today and i am in love. that place is sooo cool. i know IKEA is old news but i am not on the bleeding edge of what is nd hip.
i did get myself a new shower curtain, bathroom set and bathrug thing. anyone want to come use my bathroom?
i did get myself a new shower curtain, bathroom set and bathrug thing. anyone want to come use my bathroom?
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moki_meeh:
i have to go peee.
ewww the other day in the school library potty there was this stall w/ green shit splatered all lond the back inside of the bowl. it was so high that it couldn't beeh reached by the water rotation.
she must have had explosive poo
ewww the other day in the school library potty there was this stall w/ green shit splatered all lond the back inside of the bowl. it was so high that it couldn't beeh reached by the water rotation.
she must have had explosive poo
tomahto:
sorrrry
say a little prayer for porn
i think we should all say grace before you look at porn. i mean something as perfect as lesbian porn has to be a creation of some greater being. it doesn't have to be some long drawn out thing. you could just do something like:
thank you lord for the porn i am about to receive
and the lotion...
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i think we should all say grace before you look at porn. i mean something as perfect as lesbian porn has to be a creation of some greater being. it doesn't have to be some long drawn out thing. you could just do something like:
thank you lord for the porn i am about to receive
and the lotion...
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eyesofatragedy:
they werent my good friends..
obsidity:
Well, no, I actually didn't think about it, but something someone else said made me feel like I was losing out.
Apparently all the cool people are going stag.
Apparently all the cool people are going stag.
so i did the thing were you load all your mp3s into winamp, set it on random and see what are the first 30 songs are. here are my results:
1. eminem - without me
2. fiona apple - shadow boxer
3. dj spooky a conversation
4. dave attell - homophobic
5. me first and the gimme gimmes - me and julio down by the...
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1. eminem - without me
2. fiona apple - shadow boxer
3. dj spooky a conversation
4. dave attell - homophobic
5. me first and the gimme gimmes - me and julio down by the...
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arachnequarius:
that is a a brilliant play list! wow ~
i am m.i.a.
thepromdate:
does this mean you won't be at the bbq?
fudoh:
there is a bbq?
my ears are 3/4th and my septum 12ga.
polly:
i miss you, buddy.
xoxo
xoxo
when life hands you lemons...........you throw them at people and laugh
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polly:
hey hun, long time, no talk...sorry i havent been around your journal lately.. ive been so preoccupied and totally ADD... weve been so stressed. just popping in to say hi and that i havent forgotten you.
xoxo
Polly
xoxo
Polly
polly:
i dont know now 
we have three days until we leave, perhaps tomorrow night we could get together for a bit or something, but we still have a lot to do around here.
xo
we have three days until we leave, perhaps tomorrow night we could get together for a bit or something, but we still have a lot to do around here.
xo
i like big butts and i can not lie
mcqueen:
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her honda...
so i was at the new building at google, playing some video games. i thought well i am here i will use the magical toilet. when i get in there i noticed that the control panel has a flip down cover. meaning you can mess with the options even more. adjust the tempature of the toilet seat. did i tell you the tiolet seat is...
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coushti:
toilets at my work are no where near as cool as yours... they dont even flush themselves...
mrgreen:
dude, the crazy toilet is trying to take you out.
It's like that smart computer that deciedes to take over the world.
except its only a toilet.
hehe
It's like that smart computer that deciedes to take over the world.
except its only a toilet.
hehe
i went to the mystery spot on sunday. it was cheesy 
mrgreen:
I wanna go to that place.
its in santa cruz right?
word.
its in santa cruz right?
word.
i uploaded some pics of the magical toilet in my pics gallery thingy a mado.
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bliss:
where can I find the magic toilet??!!!!
tomahto:
pulsating? hmmmm. 
I need one of those.
BFD sounds like it'll be a pretty rockin show as well (even though bands will get to play like 3 songs each)
And thanks.