I'm afeared that my wife, M.F., must be dying from some horrible, unknown disease, such as you might only see on one of the later episodes of "Little House on the Prairie"! 
You see, today, after a long day at work (I had to work on a Sunday, and she came in with me to finish some work and get some of her classwork done),...
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You see, today, after a long day at work (I had to work on a Sunday, and she came in with me to finish some work and get some of her classwork done),...
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Yesterday was my wife, M.F.'s, birthday. She's 50 years old! Can you believe it? FIFTY!!!! **
As is usual for someone of her advanced age, she noticed several signs that she is getting up there. For example, when she went to renew her license, she put down the following:
EYES: Brown HAIR: Green
I don't know...she has red hair, so maybe it was a "senior...
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As is usual for someone of her advanced age, she noticed several signs that she is getting up there. For example, when she went to renew her license, she put down the following:
EYES: Brown HAIR: Green
I don't know...she has red hair, so maybe it was a "senior...
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_tab:
tossabomb? 
kandice:
thank you SO much for the kind words!
Putting together an interesting set is whats making me so nervous right now :*(( But oh well, Im sure I can do it!
anyways, have a great sunday.
gnite
xoxo
Putting together an interesting set is whats making me so nervous right now :*(( But oh well, Im sure I can do it!
anyways, have a great sunday.
gnite
xoxo
I came home a little early today, and my cats, Fishfork 
and Birdcup , were watching the Weather Channel instead of one of their usual favorites. As I plopped down on the couch, the following exchange ensued:
Birdcup: Look at these weather jackasses. How do they sleep at night? It's not like they ever get the weather right?"
Fishfork: Oh, please, DO...
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and Birdcup , were watching the Weather Channel instead of one of their usual favorites. As I plopped down on the couch, the following exchange ensued:
Birdcup: Look at these weather jackasses. How do they sleep at night? It's not like they ever get the weather right?"
Fishfork: Oh, please, DO...
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voile:
Uh oh... have ...spasm... in.... arm... must lift it straight out and to the left at a slightly-above-ninety degree angle! Ahhhh there we go... cramp's gone. 
_biblia_:
poke one of those blowhards with a toothpick and let me know how that turns out.
Last evening, I fielded two pesty calls for my wife, M.F., from our public relations librarian, Yappy McGlad-Hander. Both times that she called, I was peddling away on our exercise bike (post-holidays, I'm more of a FatDavid9.5, so I've been trying to shed some heft).
The first time that she called, I was just two minutes into my ride, and I would have stopped and...
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The first time that she called, I was just two minutes into my ride, and I would have stopped and...
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rigel:
my song is pretty much any heart song... hence the quoting of "lovem e like music"
ael:
let's hope it works. or then i would have to start the bribery cookie baking
and thank you
and thank you
Apologies all around. Still I am sans computer. I was going to purchase a new computer, but somehow instead I bought a new house. Hence, no journal updates for a bit. 
I'm afraid that I don't have any funny stories from Christmas. The MausFrau and I had to zip through the relatives' and get back to sign papers, so there wasn't as much opportunity for...
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I'm afraid that I don't have any funny stories from Christmas. The MausFrau and I had to zip through the relatives' and get back to sign papers, so there wasn't as much opportunity for...
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hotcurry:
Nah, I have to give up all the snacks too. Need to lose wieght. Now I am sexless and snackless. I don't know which is worse.
lemuria:
i love anise! (cookies) and i love calling them anus cookies. that butt sex (backdoor) sign rocks! haa. i theme to this comment i see.
Apologies all around, once again, as I am still sans computer and must mooch off M.F. and her laptop, hence the dearth of journal updates. In order to tide us all over, let's have just a short anecdote before M.F.'s battery runs down:
A few weekends ago, a junior colleague, J.C., invited the MausFrau and me, our friend and colleague Mayday, her dour husband, and...
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A few weekends ago, a junior colleague, J.C., invited the MausFrau and me, our friend and colleague Mayday, her dour husband, and...
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_biblia_:
This means thank you in sign language. Thank you for the birthday wishes. And it kind of looks like he's trying not to puke, too.
This means thank you in sign language. Thank you for the birthday wishes. And it kind of looks like he's trying not to puke, too.
hotcurry:
This has been a really long time since journal updates. Do you stop by anymore?
Well, I am still without a computer (those with an interest are invited to see the previous journal entry and note the repetition of the words "computer", "vicious", and "kicking"), so today's entry comes to you via the generousity of the MausFrau and her Apple laptop. It therefore seems fitting that the entry be about the mighty M.F. and one of her many malaprops.
Some...
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_biblia_:
please thank the maus frau for letting you use the computer. i've missed your stories!
maybe if you complement her "p"ness she'll let you borrow it more!
please thank the maus frau for letting you use the computer. i've missed your stories!
maybe if you complement her "p"ness she'll let you borrow it more!
Woops! Double-entry, folks. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Dear SG Friends,
Please excuse my recent lack of journal updates. I haven't been able to access the Web because my PC recently had some sort of problem with one of its system configuration files that it refused to allow me to fix (even though I followed MS's instructions step by step) and then, because of my Scottish heritage, received a vicious kickin' that took...
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Please excuse my recent lack of journal updates. I haven't been able to access the Web because my PC recently had some sort of problem with one of its system configuration files that it refused to allow me to fix (even though I followed MS's instructions step by step) and then, because of my Scottish heritage, received a vicious kickin' that took...
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heatherann:
You have been gone too long.
thejuanupsman:
So it's the Scot in me that leads me to abuse my computer? Interesting...
I always figured it was the Irish.
I always figured it was the Irish.
First, let me offer my apologies to all regarding the laxness with which I've been updating. As I may have mentioned a while ago, I just received tenure this summer, so after six years of working like a mad fool, I am taking some time to travel a bit and relax like an exhausted one.
Second, allow me to relate a small story: Over the...
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Second, allow me to relate a small story: Over the...
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_biblia_:
I demand more stories! Funny stories! Stories about you and MausFrau!
So you may or may not have noticed that all the members were removed from the Librarians group by its former owner recently.
I'm the new owner of the group, and you are invited to come join the group again. Whether you think librarians are hot or you enjoy a round of Name that Dewey Decimal Number, good times are sure to be had!
So you may or may not have noticed that all the members were removed from the Librarians group by its former owner recently.
I'm the new owner of the group, and you are invited to come join the group again. Whether you think librarians are hot or you enjoy a round of Name that Dewey Decimal Number, good times are sure to be had!
kay:
Hello! Are you still located in the Cooks?
~cheers
~cheers
This past Memorial Day weekend, my wife, M.F., and I drove across several states to visit my father and his fiance in their new manse by a lake. Along the way, and at his suggestion, we picked up my father's mother, Weezie, and her "boyfriend", Ol' Willie. They're both in their mid-eighties, so he thought it best that they not drive several hours on the...
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anitalife:
Just a not-so-clever reference to the fact that we haven't seen so much of you lately. Hey, give me a break, my writers are on strike!
Hope you're well.
Hey, give me a break, my writers are on strike!
Hope you're well.
heatherann007:
Now just where in the hell ARE you?
Targeted advertising on the Web appears to have reached the point of insanity.
I recently looked up the word "wreak" on dictionary.com because Attila, my college's dean, constantly pronounces it just like "wreck", and I was pretty certain that it was pronounced like "reek".
It turned out that I was correct and that Attila was wrong, but that wasn't the interesting thing: oddly enough, the...
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I recently looked up the word "wreak" on dictionary.com because Attila, my college's dean, constantly pronounces it just like "wreck", and I was pretty certain that it was pronounced like "reek".
It turned out that I was correct and that Attila was wrong, but that wasn't the interesting thing: oddly enough, the...
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fatality:
Thank you so much for commenting on my set!
I hate people in positions of authority that talk alot but pronounce incorrectly.
I hate people in positions of authority that talk alot but pronounce incorrectly.
satyrius:
i greatly dislike crappy ads such as those.I have been known to stop buying from certain manufactures and stores because of their ads.yes people have the right to express their opinions and i choose to express mine by not supporting them.
hope that the frau is well and supplying lots of funny moments for you to enjoy.
s.
hope that the frau is well and supplying lots of funny moments for you to enjoy.
s.
Thanks for welcoming me back!