This is getting a bit silly now. Jobless on Thursdays and now Im homeless. Thats right; after 10 years of trying, my stepmother has systematically destroyed the relationship between my Father and all 3 of his children. Nice work really, and not a single poisoned apple in sight. More fool him really.
So my London living is over and Im off to my mums in...
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So my London living is over and Im off to my mums in...
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So that was that.
I'm unemployed. I didnt like being an estate agent; which is a shame as I was actually pretty good at it. The money was shit, the people were largely tits and my boss was a big fat, unpleasant cunt. And when your expected to work 70+ hours most week, these are not things Im prepared to deal with.
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I'm unemployed. I didnt like being an estate agent; which is a shame as I was actually pretty good at it. The money was shit, the people were largely tits and my boss was a big fat, unpleasant cunt. And when your expected to work 70+ hours most week, these are not things Im prepared to deal with.
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lofty:
Too right, if you aren't enjoying a job then you shouldn't stay in it. Lets face it, working takes up the majority of your time, seperated intermittently by weekends, sleeping eating and drinking. If you aren't happy in that area, move to another one!
You are a good guy, and definately employable. I'd give you a job!
You are a good guy, and definately employable. I'd give you a job!
elysia:
It would have been worrying if you'd actually enjoyed being an Estate Agent. I just don't get the 'irritating bastard' vibe from your journals that is required for that particular job role.
I wonder what I'll do in 2008.
6 days in, and its looking like a pretty mediocre year
6 days in, and its looking like a pretty mediocre year
mark_plus_beer:
im wanting a seriously kickass year compared to an okay 2007
narshada:
I'm sure you'll make the list next time! 
Its 7:09 am and I already know today is going to be a good day!
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its_matt:
if you search for rebrand on youtube you should find it.
i found one where he wanks of a male stranger in a toilet.
i found one where he wanks of a male stranger in a toilet.
luzblah:
...and i'm still here... 
I won
I won
The new job is okay. Im out of the house for over 80 hours every week, hence the lack of activity here.
narshada:
That's ok. We'll wait. 
mark_plus_beer:
be carefull with the driving !!
So on Thursday I decided I wanted a job that paid better than the paltry training allowance I was on.
By Monday at 4pm I had two job offers in Estate Agency/Lettings and the potential to triple my salary and then some. So I'm now off to buy a car which is exciting. The new cuntier estate agent Simon comes into existence on Monday. I...
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By Monday at 4pm I had two job offers in Estate Agency/Lettings and the potential to triple my salary and then some. So I'm now off to buy a car which is exciting. The new cuntier estate agent Simon comes into existence on Monday. I...
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christinarenee:
so what you just want to dd me and never say anything?
christinarenee:
the darker and seedier the better... you should see some of the places I go into over here.. haahhaa
I can't stop reading. I've worked my way through some of the worlds most dog awful science fiction/fantasy novels courtesy of my step-brother ;yet its like Crack. I know its awful, derivative toss but I can't get enough since I caught up with House (praise thy lord) and had to wait like the rest of the world for each episode.
Can someone suggest a not...
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Can someone suggest a not...
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sky:
sorry that i didn't text you back about the meal! i have no cred. Yeh, we should definitely do it. I'd even be tempted to suggest dinner party at ours... to save money. You can bring a date. Linz maybe
honey:
Read "Heart Shaped Box" by Joe Hill. Its seriously awesome. SERIOUSLY.
xxxx
xxxx
This place is gonna be very very different in a weeks time. 
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honey:
If you leave you will never see my second set and I'll be gutted
I want to come down all the time, but its too expensive! I will try to find the time between now and xmas
miss you
I want to come down all the time, but its too expensive! I will try to find the time between now and xmas
miss you
theymademe:
Stop being a whiney bitch pretty boy !
So, I may have gotten a little wasted in Torquay this weekend. I may also have lost my phone in a moment of classic Simon stupidity. Luckily I'd already ordered a new one and once the postal strike is over Honey, have a word!) I'll be back in the 21st century wielding some flashy Sony thing with a new contract. If those of you...
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bushka:
hey, thanks for stopping by my blog and for the SGUK welcome
sky:
i would rather like to see you soon. we should arrange something
(i love how this sounds really seedy)
(i love how this sounds really seedy)
I owe this man for introducing me to the new love in my life.
(Apologies for the foreign intro and fairly naff backing song)
(Apologies for the foreign intro and fairly naff backing song)
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elysia:
Get in line, I saw him first!
Seriously though, how did you miss the wonder that is House? It really is sarcasm at its finest.
Seriously though, how did you miss the wonder that is House? It really is sarcasm at its finest.
rdpixie:
You know I still haven't see House its ridiculous. i really must get on that,,,,hows you anyways? All good?
I put my cigarettes in the fridge. Next to the low fat mayo and some leftover lasagne. Nothing like needing a nicotine hit and having to scour the house for 2 hours searching for them to really make you appeciate that first wave of deoxigenating blood.
Whats the dumbest place you've ever left something (if its shit make something up).
Whats the dumbest place you've ever left something (if its shit make something up).
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ikaruga:
wallet, keys & mobile on top of the lockers in a hospital changing room.
they were still there at the end of a 12+ hour shift, much to my surprise.
they were still there at the end of a 12+ hour shift, much to my surprise.
savage:
I put the kettle in the fridge and it took me hours to find it
I really dont want to look at my old journal anymore but can't be arsed to write a new one.
So in a brief summary here is my last month summed up.
Work. Lowly Paid. Reasonably Interesting. Slightly too stressful.
The Question Birthday bash/ Party at Kits. Fun. Drunken. Tiring.
More Work. As Above.
Trip back to Cambs. Chilled. Bed. DVDs...
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So in a brief summary here is my last month summed up.
Work. Lowly Paid. Reasonably Interesting. Slightly too stressful.
The Question Birthday bash/ Party at Kits. Fun. Drunken. Tiring.
More Work. As Above.
Trip back to Cambs. Chilled. Bed. DVDs...
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nicotine:
I havn't seen miss sega for quite some time, id be extatic to see her too if she hasn't popp'd her clogs
this is an awesomely lazy-boner of a journal entry... ideal for any snoozy incompetant shouldn't-even-be-awake-at-11am journal reading slut with a bad case of morning-reading-dyslexia...
we'll all meet again im sure, just drag all your bums up to nottingham, would be glad to have ye's.
xxx
I havn't seen miss sega for quite some time, id be extatic to see her too if she hasn't popp'd her clogs
this is an awesomely lazy-boner of a journal entry... ideal for any snoozy incompetant shouldn't-even-be-awake-at-11am journal reading slut with a bad case of morning-reading-dyslexia...
we'll all meet again im sure, just drag all your bums up to nottingham, would be glad to have ye's.
xxx
johnnyforeigner:
I'm still going to tell chicks I earn my living as the World's Strongest Millionaire 
It was nothing personal dude, I pretty much deleted everyone off my list. Basically I'm not really using the social aspect of this site any more, I think with every re-design it's gone further away from being useful for that. The site makes it difficult to keep up with people. Also, it gets really depressing when you realise the vast majority of your social interaction is through a computer. Even more depressing than not interacting
It was nothing personal dude, I pretty much deleted everyone off my list. Basically I'm not really using the social aspect of this site any more, I think with every re-design it's gone further away from being useful for that. The site makes it difficult to keep up with people. Also, it gets really depressing when you realise the vast majority of your social interaction is through a computer. Even more depressing than not interacting
Hope things pick up for you man.
fingers duly crossed for you.