- i want a tattoo of a tiger on my back.
-i went to the most tame bachelor party ever last night.
-i drank champaigne out of plastic sheep ass.
-my hair is getting much longer.
-i bought a pair of five inch heels a few days ago.
-i missed the picnik electronik today.
-i'm drinking heineken. there is almost nothing better than drinking heineken...
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-i went to the most tame bachelor party ever last night.
-i drank champaigne out of plastic sheep ass.
-my hair is getting much longer.
-i bought a pair of five inch heels a few days ago.
-i missed the picnik electronik today.
-i'm drinking heineken. there is almost nothing better than drinking heineken...
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-i hope none of you are ever stuck in a closed room with two crackheads for two hours.
-i have started eating meat again.
-i do lots of laundry.
-there is a crazy woman who might attack me if she ever sees me.
-black and white episodes of the outer limits is good.
-lick my sac.
-frissons are a good thing.
-there should be ten...
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-i have started eating meat again.
-i do lots of laundry.
-there is a crazy woman who might attack me if she ever sees me.
-black and white episodes of the outer limits is good.
-lick my sac.
-frissons are a good thing.
-there should be ten...
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filmme:
hahahah...
why did you start eating meat again?
why did you start eating meat again?
cellosoul:
(snaps fingers)
nice poem!
nice poem!
-i have sharp pains in my stomach.
-i speak in cryptic and metaphors because it's interesting the assumptions people will make in trying to figure out what or who i am speaking of. in the end they will all make assumptions either way.
-privacy exists only in one's head.
-garlic potatoes are really yummy.
-the birds chirp so loudly making it difficult to sleep.
-there...
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-i speak in cryptic and metaphors because it's interesting the assumptions people will make in trying to figure out what or who i am speaking of. in the end they will all make assumptions either way.
-privacy exists only in one's head.
-garlic potatoes are really yummy.
-the birds chirp so loudly making it difficult to sleep.
-there...
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scarydoll:
hope your stomach feels better
wurly:
sounds good to me.
the pillow does almost work. feel better. i am going to go get yelled at by n.
the pillow does almost work. feel better. i am going to go get yelled at by n.
-my kidneys hurt.
-chocolate boost is really gross.
-three hours of sleep a day is enough to survive.
-how much do you trust your gut feelings? and why do we feel things in our gut?
-i miss the sunshine.
-i'm going to work tonight because last night i couldn't sleep all night. i felt that i wasn't resting, just wasting my time.
-the tiger that...
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-chocolate boost is really gross.
-three hours of sleep a day is enough to survive.
-how much do you trust your gut feelings? and why do we feel things in our gut?
-i miss the sunshine.
-i'm going to work tonight because last night i couldn't sleep all night. i felt that i wasn't resting, just wasting my time.
-the tiger that...
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tigerlily:
i've missed you darlin...how have you been? i guess that's somewhat rhetorical, but...
lets you n me do some cloud busting. tomorrow, at noon, stare up at the sky (i will too) and let's aim all that fire in our hearts at the fog...we'll burn it off.
lets you n me do some cloud busting. tomorrow, at noon, stare up at the sky (i will too) and let's aim all that fire in our hearts at the fog...we'll burn it off.
calypso1:
3 hours of sleep a night also, I thought I was the only one
-meow.
-i drank too much gin and tonic tonight and i'm feeling a wee bit tipsy.
-i'm craving mashed potatoes with chives.
-no work until thursday
-when do you know if you're in love?
-i really want to be spooning someone in particular in bed right now.
-tigers are wonderful animals.
-xbox is a lot of fun.
-i drank too much gin and tonic tonight and i'm feeling a wee bit tipsy.
-i'm craving mashed potatoes with chives.
-no work until thursday
-when do you know if you're in love?
-i really want to be spooning someone in particular in bed right now.
-tigers are wonderful animals.
-xbox is a lot of fun.
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wurly:
gin, hmm, i prefer whiskey but i do know some good gin. by the way some of my work (that i am not proud of and hate) is going to be on tv Tuesday or Wednesday.
mnislahi:
you know u are in love.. when u KNOW it!
xbox is a lot of fun.. are u playing anything cool right now?
i looove mashes potatoes!
xbox is a lot of fun.. are u playing anything cool right now?
i looove mashes potatoes!
yesterday i went to the nudest beach and lay naked in the sun drinking stella artois. old people in their birthday suits strutted around me and some guy (no joke) was jerking off behind a tree ten feet from me. everytime i would look at him he would make a sign as if to shoosh me. i had to laugh. on any other given day...
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arik:
ok that dude is super creepy. he totally deserved to get punched!
but, if you are gonna be on a nude beach drinking a beer, a stella artois is totally the perfect choice
but, if you are gonna be on a nude beach drinking a beer, a stella artois is totally the perfect choice
akro:
Wow.
i love you like a fat kid love cake.
most romantic line ever.
most romantic line ever.
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wurly:
that is a dope line
johnny_fantastic:
i always thought it was "nice shoes... wanna fuck!" - regardless, I think we have all been there
oh - and what if you think you are diabetic, but can't convince your doctor so... maybe thats hypoglycemic - whatever - i'm sensitive to sugar and shit...but my blood tests shows up fine. I guess I shouldn't compain.
oh - and what if you think you are diabetic, but can't convince your doctor so... maybe thats hypoglycemic - whatever - i'm sensitive to sugar and shit...but my blood tests shows up fine. I guess I shouldn't compain.
being a fish will save me.
what chance do i have against a tiger?
what chance do i have against a tiger?
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skord:
The running paper tiger chases its own tail. The fish need not worry about the hidden dangers of the claws from above.
arik:
hmm, well, tigers can't really swim. so you could swim away and go out deep where they can't go!
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[Edited on May 20, 2004 1:46AM]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
it was dead.
it was dead.
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_v_:
hug for the audio
robert_paulson94906:
Why did the Squire fall out of the tree?
Stapled to the monkey.
Stapled to the monkey.
hmmm...about last night...
started off great. good food, warm yummy sake, flowing conversation.
continued onto awkward departures and four cosmopolitains too many.
from there trailed off into a ghetto strip club with sirens and co-workers. and my first lap dance ever that lasted all of 15 seconds.
started off great. good food, warm yummy sake, flowing conversation.
continued onto awkward departures and four cosmopolitains too many.
from there trailed off into a ghetto strip club with sirens and co-workers. and my first lap dance ever that lasted all of 15 seconds.
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hera:
Hey, thanks for the sweet comments.. You know, I've never even been to a strip club before. I wanna go 
wurly:
hi, up late, just wanted to say hi
time for flip flops, papaya salad and getting drunk!
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n2ocowboy:
way ahead of ya
hic!
*stumbles around and falls over*
hic!
*stumbles around and falls over*
wurly:
i am drinkin jack n coke right now. what are you having?
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ghoulish:
Doublepost.
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[Edited on May 11, 2004 3:49PM]
dieselbone:
Sun shining bright, you know how I feel.
Birds in the sky, you know how I feel.
Enjoy the fine cuisine, Audio girl.
Alpha the audiophile xxx
Birds in the sky, you know how I feel.
Enjoy the fine cuisine, Audio girl.
Alpha the audiophile xxx
i love jeff buckley so much, his music is just mesmerising...do you have any fav songs? i know its a ridiculously stuipdly hard question, but yeh...i love everything on grace and heaps of the stuff on Sketches for my Sweetheart the Drunk..if i had to pick like three hmm..ponder, ponder: confused: confused:
eternal life
the sky is a landfill
mojo pin
hit me back with some buckley stuff if you like, if i could go back in time to any concert, it would be his, dvd footage looks like it would just been so cool, yet there would be no substitute for being there.
anyway enough
have a cool day