Yesterday, that is, Tuesday, I received a call from Edward Furlong. He tried to tell me he was Leonardo DiCaprio, but I didn't buy it. Good lord he was charming. He'd tried to call earlier in the day but I was feeling like utter garbage and could barely even answer my phone, let alone talk on the damn thing, so he called back in the...
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Well, I'm glad you all loved me on CSI! Thanks a lot for all your compliments. 
This month is "Al raises $1,000" month. Everyone who's ordered a drawing's drawings will be in the mail tomorrow. Apparently I sent out 3 orders on the same day and all 3 of them never arrived! Ugh! But this includes you two guys that I sent the wrong ones...
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This month is "Al raises $1,000" month. Everyone who's ordered a drawing's drawings will be in the mail tomorrow. Apparently I sent out 3 orders on the same day and all 3 of them never arrived! Ugh! But this includes you two guys that I sent the wrong ones...
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doctashock:
*tries to think of what you might have that I could use 
Give me a while and I might come up with something.
Give me a while and I might come up with something.
pudding:
you are my hero
Hey guys, check me out! Tune in to CBS this Wednesday the 18th at 10pm Eastern and Pacific and 9pm Mountain and Central to see yours truly and seven other SGs (Missy, Amina, Fractal, Nixon, Razzi, Sawa and Zoli) plus special guest Omen star in CSI:NY. It should be awesome, you won't want to miss it. Also, in...
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xinh:
whoa, i saw you in french ! you are lovely ! 
pinnstripe:
how about I just now saw the episode and it was amazing!
Okay. Everyone who has paid me for drawings and NOT received anything yet, here's what I want you to do:
Send me a message with the girl(s) you wanted me to draw in the subject line, and within the body of the message include your name and address. I might have left one or two of you out, and it's not out of the realm...
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Send me a message with the girl(s) you wanted me to draw in the subject line, and within the body of the message include your name and address. I might have left one or two of you out, and it's not out of the realm...
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dreu:
Good luck on the job search. I have been enjoying your presence on the boards, you always have good comments.
-Dreu
-Dreu
I cry and cry, and then when there are no tears left to cry, I throw up. It's like my body expunges my grief through my face.
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maximillian:
FYI: You are hott.
And yes, the second "t" was on purpose.
Also, Little Miss Sunshine is a really funny movie. Sober!
And yes, the second "t" was on purpose.
Also, Little Miss Sunshine is a really funny movie. Sober!
girthy:
The same happends to me, but instead of vomit, it's this weird clear liqud that secretes from every oriface in my face.
I'm still alive, don't worry. There are 3 or 4 of you who still need drawings. I just got done sending five to one guy, so a little more patience and you should get them next week.
I just spent a week in LA. It was fucking awesome. I mean, like, totally fucking sweet as fuck. Man, I'm so good at expressing myself! I saw...
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I just spent a week in LA. It was fucking awesome. I mean, like, totally fucking sweet as fuck. Man, I'm so good at expressing myself! I saw...
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schiavona:
Hey there! Thanks so much for coming to the party, it was so great to talk with you. Now, I think, but not sure, that I promised you a return list of books that you might find interesting to read. True? I need to dredge my memory now and come up with the list I'd promised you. **sigh** the dangers of age. 
And it was great to meet your dad. I really enjoyed talking to him, and I know my parents liked him a lot.
Anywho, you looked fabulous and I've had some enquiry about who the hot girl in the black and blonde hair was. Ah, more admirers for the collection.
Hope things are going well with you and you're having some fun. Hope we get to spend some more time together soon. And I still owe you at least one martini from Bogart's.
Love ya!
And it was great to meet your dad. I really enjoyed talking to him, and I know my parents liked him a lot.
Anywho, you looked fabulous and I've had some enquiry about who the hot girl in the black and blonde hair was.
Ah, more admirers for the collection.
Hope things are going well with you and you're having some fun. Hope we get to spend some more time together soon. And I still owe you at least one martini from Bogart's.
Love ya!
Well, aside from the fact that I'd like to kick the photographer for my last set in the teeth, and ribs, and possibly the nads for making me look like a fat cow in a lot of those pictures, and not telling me the tag was sticking out of my underwear, and ignoring me when I asked him to "please minimize such-and-such" I'd say that...
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omega668:
al is pretty 
that shot of you is so cute
have a great day purdy lady
that shot of you is so cute
have a great day purdy lady
sweetbutch:
if you need to kick and beat someone--let it be me
youre so gorgeous that i'd be grateful to be in the presence of your booted feet kicking me repeatedly in the ribs (still a little protective of the teeth and nads)
i've never been a masochist, but i don't want you to be made even the slightest bit unhappy with all that pent up agression
you are a goddess. a spectacularly sinful skinful soulful goddess.
if you need to kick and beat someone--let it be me
youre so gorgeous that i'd be grateful to be in the presence of your booted feet kicking me repeatedly in the ribs (still a little protective of the teeth and nads)
i've never been a masochist, but i don't want you to be made even the slightest bit unhappy with all that pent up agression
you are a goddess. a spectacularly sinful skinful soulful goddess.
Edit: Well, apparently my new set starts about halfway through itself. How disappointing.
June 21st is my 4 year anniversary of going live on SG. A lot has happened in my life in those four years. I've graduated from college, visted cities (and countries!) I never dreamed I'd see, moved a few thousand miles, leanred to drive, experienced the greatest joys and the deepest losses...
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June 21st is my 4 year anniversary of going live on SG. A lot has happened in my life in those four years. I've graduated from college, visted cities (and countries!) I never dreamed I'd see, moved a few thousand miles, leanred to drive, experienced the greatest joys and the deepest losses...
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bendingunit23:
happy pink anniversary AL
so was there orginaly a bra, to and maybe a short skirt in that set? I also noticed the copy right 2005, that's geting bad around here.
I hope you've got those warehouse guys sorted out at work
so was there orginaly a bra, to and maybe a short skirt in that set? I also noticed the copy right 2005, that's geting bad around here.
I hope you've got those warehouse guys sorted out at work
shiniestar:
Happy Anniversary! I think your new set is really gorgeous. I have to say, living in the UK, it seems that uncircumcised penises are more common than cicumcised, so I met with one quite late into my sexual activity and was confused. I am older and wiser and have got used to them now though!
Wake me up when it's over, okay?
Thanks.
Thanks.
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thefreak:
*readies the air horn*
-TM
-TM
Blah blah blah. I'm only updating because none of you know who The Grays are anyway.
My job is going well. I like it a lot, and I like my boss a lot. She reminds me a lot of my mom. She's really easy going and sweet, and she told me that one of the reasons she hired me was that I'd had the most...
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My job is going well. I like it a lot, and I like my boss a lot. She reminds me a lot of my mom. She's really easy going and sweet, and she told me that one of the reasons she hired me was that I'd had the most...
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marlin108:
I just joined SG a week ago, and so far you are my favorite SG. Funny things is its because of your profile. It made me laugh my ass off. Then I looked at your pictures, but had to go back to your profile. Your awesome. If you ever get to Richmond Va, look me up..free dineer in my restuarant for SG's.
kevankasey:
Cheer up, kiddo. Not EVERY girl can say that they have hundreds of adoring fans behind them. If I had hundreds of girls that would happily throw themselves at me, you KNOW I wouldn't be a BIT depressed about it
so
so
.....................................................
all we've got
is nothing
we've got nothing
and nothing can tear us apart
and nothing can break my heart
...........
what are you thinking?
what did you learn today?
"nothing," is just what I thought you would say
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dickie:
Hey! It's not there anymore. Dammit.
wordrumstrings:
I learned that Al is a good poet and that i want to read more of her.
He was still very good though.