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I was going to the waterfront this morning, Earth Day, my sons school is helping out in some clean up effort. Parents are encouraged also but starting to rain and cold to go with the wetness
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"A good friend will not come bail you out of jail.... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... WE screwed up! "
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genevieve:
Cool beans...let me know WAY in advance...need to arrange babysitting and what not ya know?
kozmikgirl:
Are you the secret admirer?
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adelina:
i dunno. what are you asking? i like monkeys better.
adelina:
i guess he's upset about losing a friend from his buddy list.
if that is the only thing a person can find to be upset about, life is very good.
if that is the only thing a person can find to be upset about, life is very good.
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venomkid:
I got an 88 on that color test. Fooled me once...
annabelle:
i love sf.
my week was amazing!
now i miss sf though.
my week was amazing!
now i miss sf though.
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venomkid:
I dunno, man, that bunny's creeping me out.
oki:
thats so cool
A good 24 oz cup of coffee and SG .. what a grrreat way to start the day.
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1stxer:
I was shocked, confused, bewildered
as I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
by the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
who made me sputter and gasp--
the thieves, the liars, the sinners,
the alcoholics, the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade
who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
who never said anything nice.
Herb, who I always thought
was rotting away in Hell,
was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
looking incredibly well.
I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.
And why's everyone so quiet,
so somber? Give me a clue."
"Hush, child," said He. "They're all in shock.
No one thought they'd see you."
as I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
by the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
who made me sputter and gasp--
the thieves, the liars, the sinners,
the alcoholics, the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade
who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
who never said anything nice.
Herb, who I always thought
was rotting away in Hell,
was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
looking incredibly well.
I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.
And why's everyone so quiet,
so somber? Give me a clue."
"Hush, child," said He. "They're all in shock.
No one thought they'd see you."
venice:
The sad thing is that that's entirely true.
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lilyk:
thanks for the birthday fish
genevieve:
aww poo poo, have fun out of town tho!
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stacie:
yikes, thats a scary picture! My avatar is that 3rd thing there you have on your list of favorite girls 
livingdeadkirst:
thanks for the birthday fisheeeeeeeeeee 
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stacie:
All 3 of my birds are spoiled.. ROTTEN!!!!!!!!
wheezy_e:
Have you tried it? I love the simpsons episode where Homer gets stuck in the depravation chamber & has a total acid-like trip. I'd try it, but what if I couldn't get enough? Then I'd have to say "Uh-Oh, now I'm addicted to nothing." And nobody would understand what I meant.
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oki:
are you making these animations or are you getting them from somewhere?
venice:
Actually I'm quite sure that what I want is to get hurt, yes. It's annoying though, I wish I could just let myself be happy.
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venomkid:
I think the squirrel is saying "How did I end up on this porn site?"
dragonnpheonix:
You're right. I'm just glad it's not my way of life.
genevieve:
i know right!!
My valentines rocked!
My valentines rocked!
here it is again