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mydogfarted:
Fuck. She's on to me...
mydogfarted:
You say the sexiest things to me. How can I refuse?
Remind me i need to watch this -
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mydogfarted:
Nah, I just ripped the hedges out. 
mydogfarted:
That is awesome
Things you don't want to read on the Discussion Board of your online class. "I am not really sure what I am going to do with a Criminal Justice degree yet as I am finding that my age is limiting my options" preceded by "My name is Sandie and I am 37"
.... jesus wept.
time tends to make things funny or at least more...
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.... jesus wept.
time tends to make things funny or at least more...
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I always like it when I see my favourite first generation Camaro on TV. It just makes me happy.
That is, until it starred in its very own Viagra commercial.
assholes.
Unless .... One could hypothesize that 1969 creations may treat erectile dysfunction. I'm just sayin'.
Meh, as if I don't have enough to do.
And speaking of old people, putting a parent into a...
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That is, until it starred in its very own Viagra commercial.
assholes.
Unless .... One could hypothesize that 1969 creations may treat erectile dysfunction. I'm just sayin'.
Meh, as if I don't have enough to do.
And speaking of old people, putting a parent into a...
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mydogfarted:
Ethics - you have them or you don't.
mydogfarted:
I resent that. I don't have a mustache.
TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2008
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use...
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use...
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mydogfarted:
Um... where is my sandwich?
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mydogfarted:
If that were any gay-er, it would be Liberace.
oa55:
perv.
i'm not sayin that's a bad thing... i'm just sayin.
i'm not sayin that's a bad thing... i'm just sayin.
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hypoxian:
My thoughts exactly.
guitargeek:
I think your boss is gay for you.
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tbsheets:
Possum is o.k. for informal N. American usage...and stew.
Third base. He's having a lot more sucess this year which includes not catching any bad hops in the face!
Third base. He's having a lot more sucess this year which includes not catching any bad hops in the face!
strongmad:
I just love this entry. I don't even know where to begin to respond.
Nah, let's just go out for drinks. (note to self. stop it. Unfunny.) But ya see, I have this really bad temper.
Something good in everything I see. I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me, Ill cross the stream - I have a dream
Something good in everything I see. I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me, Ill cross the stream - I have a dream
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oa55:
i haven't decided between a pressa or a bull terrier yet, but i did decide to give it a few weeks till things slow down and i finish building my fence... i really like the idea of a rescue case though, thanks for turning me on to that... 
as for your brother, spike his o.j.; he might not notice...
as for your brother, spike his o.j.; he might not notice...
mydogfarted:
Here's a request, how about kissing my ass! Think you can do THAT for me?
T minus 3 hours until I'm on the plane.
T minus 3 hours until I'm on the plane.
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witness01:
Hahaha, he looks *mean*!
When I was a kid I used to have a paper round...I developed a 6th sense about which dogs were the mean bastards hahahaha.
When I was a kid I used to have a paper round...I developed a 6th sense about which dogs were the mean bastards hahahaha.
witness01:
Your story made me laugh....I dont suppose you get many people in your town wearing capes then? 
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Your story made me laugh....I dont suppose you get many people in your town wearing capes then?
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fuck:
huh?
fauxton:
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