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ok so re: temper's request- cause you BETTER do what temper says-
1. i'm in love with patsy cline
2. i unintentionally killed a rabbit when I was ten
3. I can't drive acar,and don't really want to
4. I used to play the cello
5. I was in an off-off broadway experimental fire musical
6. I am proficient in mig, tig, oxyacetyalene and arc...
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1. i'm in love with patsy cline
2. i unintentionally killed a rabbit when I was ten
3. I can't drive acar,and don't really want to
4. I used to play the cello
5. I was in an off-off broadway experimental fire musical
6. I am proficient in mig, tig, oxyacetyalene and arc...
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temper:
I added it! Don't beat me!
giagi:
I couldn't agree with 14 anymore. I'm writing a research paper on her that's due tomorrow and not one word is typed. I was interested in her, since everyone's raving about her and then I see all of her work and I felt kinda sick. 
wow...everybody really liked my dirty underwear. I'm actually a dirty underwear factory. Filth is an important part of the structural integrity of all of my clothing.
So buy me a rubber dress!
Anyway, new set is queued and coming soon...with twat shots!
So buy me a rubber dress!
Anyway, new set is queued and coming soon...with twat shots!
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temper:
"The very infectious "tagging virus" is going on here, it caught me, and now you got it. Looks like you'll have to write 20 things about yourself, just like I had to, and then you have to "tag" 5 other people and tell them to do the same!"
sheena:
yay those are good news!
I have the dirtiest underwear ever.
observe
p.s.- that's not actually MY birthday. It's the date of the first run of the Peanuts comic strip.
observe
p.s.- that's not actually MY birthday. It's the date of the first run of the Peanuts comic strip.
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elikapeka:
Fucking amazing.
You're my new favorite.
You're my new favorite.
monirose:
MISSY FOO!!
You need to reach out to me..I told you should have just let me adopt you that christmas long ago..you would have always had clean undies..lol..lol..
You need to reach out to me..I told you should have just let me adopt you that christmas long ago..you would have always had clean undies..lol..lol..
I recently got word, a little whisper of the most exciting possibility for me since I got asked to be a knife thrower's assistant; there is apparently a very wealthy man, in seattle, who builds large apparati and machines that use women as components integral or ornamental to their function, everything from being hogtid face down on an over-sized remote control car to being an...
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riotgrrl17:
*gasp* Charlie makes me think of Tank Girl to! That is why she is my favorite. :-)
twwly:
You really ought to come to Canada and hang out on the farm with me.
i was once in a situation where i either slept in an abandoned house with no heat, no electric, no running water,and boards on the windows, breathing through a little hole in my sleeping bag, waking up with all my clothes still on to the pen light and the over crowded hour long train ride full of people who have been systematically opressed for their...
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zaksmith:
In response to my latest journal entry, somebody wrote this:
"Somehow I can't imagine that the corporeal Charlie would like to be kept in a velvet-lined crate."
to which i responded:
Actually, I think the corporeal Charlie would probably be pretty excited about being in a velvet-lined crate, for all sorts of reasons, one of which would be that it would imply that maybe she was the getting-sawed-in-half-girl from a magician's act.
"Somehow I can't imagine that the corporeal Charlie would like to be kept in a velvet-lined crate."
to which i responded:
Actually, I think the corporeal Charlie would probably be pretty excited about being in a velvet-lined crate, for all sorts of reasons, one of which would be that it would imply that maybe she was the getting-sawed-in-half-girl from a magician's act.
miranda:
I really like the way you write.
..It's almost as if I could see beyond and further
and yet so closely inside of all the things you write about
that sometimes I can almost feel like being there, in those moments.
[Edited on Sep 03, 2005 10:06PM]
..It's almost as if I could see beyond and further
and yet so closely inside of all the things you write about
that sometimes I can almost feel like being there, in those moments.
[Edited on Sep 03, 2005 10:06PM]
oh well, i tried.
The best thing about military time is that you get a Zero hour. What fun. Too bad there's no actual temporal effect to this- no giant vacuums or anything, all that happens over here (london) is that public transportation slowly starts to die out...che schifo.
And the only fun thing about the bathrooms is that everything is operated by a pull...
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The best thing about military time is that you get a Zero hour. What fun. Too bad there's no actual temporal effect to this- no giant vacuums or anything, all that happens over here (london) is that public transportation slowly starts to die out...che schifo.
And the only fun thing about the bathrooms is that everything is operated by a pull...
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xanippi:
carpet on the bathroom floor.
my mind is blown
my mind is blown
Looking through one way glass is a surefire path to insanity.
or discomfort, maybe irritation even.
poke back or leave it.
or discomfort, maybe irritation even.
poke back or leave it.
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talisman:
wow...pithy
vrulovwrath:
Insanity is the father of Knowladge I say...
uhm.
So you have the french/japanese/italian use of the bide.
In the netherlands, however, they have a more "scientific" approach to bathroom facility design...you see- the toilets have a shelf, which slides down into a smaller hole, where the water is. So when you, say, make a nice 5 minutes filled with the release and pleasure of defecation, it falls to the shelf
part instead...
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So you have the french/japanese/italian use of the bide.
In the netherlands, however, they have a more "scientific" approach to bathroom facility design...you see- the toilets have a shelf, which slides down into a smaller hole, where the water is. So when you, say, make a nice 5 minutes filled with the release and pleasure of defecation, it falls to the shelf
part instead...
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bloodsoldier:
quite interesting i must say.pandimonium5000@yahoo.com write me sometime
dettietodiefor:
I'll tell you something extremlly suprising but there are toilets here that have a "normal"straight to the pipes system aswell.. never got the shelve thing here myself either...... It better than shitting in a hole in the floor in Bosnia whille roasting goat or dog on a spit right outside.. Ill tell ya that 
berlin...
last night, in the basement room where the smoke machine and smoke machines (german dark kids) made the atmosphere so thick that you could hardly see the 5 tons of halloween store spiderwebs on the cieling, i witnessed an intense german ritual worthy of Baraka (I am now wondering why this wasnt featured, with godspeed you black emporer resonating melodically in the background)...an epic...
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last night, in the basement room where the smoke machine and smoke machines (german dark kids) made the atmosphere so thick that you could hardly see the 5 tons of halloween store spiderwebs on the cieling, i witnessed an intense german ritual worthy of Baraka (I am now wondering why this wasnt featured, with godspeed you black emporer resonating melodically in the background)...an epic...
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rehtneug:
Nobody puts me to shame when it comes to pornography collections!
chainlink:
WOw
You were in Berlin
And did NOT go to the Kit KAt .
Holy shit you missed out girl.
I would go all the way to Berlin JUST to go there.
It's like a euro rave club with live sex show spontaeniously happening all over the club.
Oh well, maybe next time. And pls don't forget to bring me.
Muah
You were in Berlin
And did NOT go to the Kit KAt .
Holy shit you missed out girl.
I would go all the way to Berlin JUST to go there.
It's like a euro rave club with live sex show spontaeniously happening all over the club.
Oh well, maybe next time. And pls don't forget to bring me.
Muah
European bathrooms are amazing...
you have a highly pressurized moveable showerhead in hevery bathtub, which is a lot easier and more comfortable than trying to strategically position oneself under the faucet for some aquatic auto-erotics (i'm sure plenty of the ladies and more imaginative men know what i'm talking about)
and
there's always a bide next to the toilet, which certainly makes ass eating all...
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you have a highly pressurized moveable showerhead in hevery bathtub, which is a lot easier and more comfortable than trying to strategically position oneself under the faucet for some aquatic auto-erotics (i'm sure plenty of the ladies and more imaginative men know what i'm talking about)
and
there's always a bide next to the toilet, which certainly makes ass eating all...
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luis:
I've always wondered if they really still used bidets.
rainwolfkin:
you must be hardcore. my shower head is so highly pressurized that i can only turn it on half way or else i get bruises. and i happen to like pain.
there is no bide in my bathroom though. but i'm not on the main land. (although britons would say that i am).
there is no bide in my bathroom though. but i'm not on the main land. (although britons would say that i am).
I told her I haven't showered in 5 days
after she did so....hahaha
NY here I come...