age: 37 (Jul 10, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: meat

most humbling moment: People seem to catch me urinating in public a lot.

makes me happy: kitties, sweat, beer, storytelling.

body mods: yes.

crush: grape

into: boxing with the hands and feet

stats: wiry, can't grow a beard very effectively

gets me hot: fire, sweat. In a strictly literal sense, though, sweat cools me down, too.

sign: recluse