About Me

A wacky geek of sorts. Most likely found indulging his carnal desires in snow filled environments or in front of a monitor soaking up the radiation. We work hard to play harder!

age: 27 (Dec 31, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2006

occupation: Porno Stunt Cock / Web Manipulator

gets me hot: Integrity, self respect, sarcasm, being coy, individuality

crush: Au Revoir Simone

most humbling moment: my birthday where i caught the flu and spent NYE puking and such

makes me sad: Bad sex, ignorance, melancholy, bourgeoisie, ego, super ego,

stats: No one LUBS me bum!