Its been a while since I've posted a blog, and i still have nothing to say.™

I'm just going to start off by apologizing for subjecting you to my whiskey induced incoherent ramblings but i have some things that i need address about todays rapture and since this site happened to be opened at the moment i figure i will use this blog to vent my frustrations. Okay, first off in Matthew 24:36 Jesus is quoted by saying "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only". So that Jesus quote alone negates all the false apocalypse predictions and this is by far not the first one. Now i want to set the record straight and say that i am not a religious person at all. I do completely understand why someone would want religion in their life, but i just don't feel the need for it at this point in my life. Maybe i'm just young and simple minded but i digress. The reason that i am bothered by that quote is because of Harold Camping. He is the guy who predicted that the world would end today. Him and whatever company he is affiliated with had an 100 million dollar budget to advertise the "rapture" that was supposed to happen today. You would think that Harold would of read the bible since he pretty much has one in hands at all time. It really bothers me that some one who is such of a believer in god would ignore this Jesus quote and try and spread such a ridiculous prediction. Why not use that money to help repair the image of organize religion. Do they really not know how foolish they are making organized religion look? Harold Camping must feel like a kid whose parents forgot to pick him up from baseball practice. I can go on and on about this but i know as soon as i sober up i will end up regretting posting this so i am going to go play Super Metroid and listen to Chopin to help me forget about all this nonsense. Talk to ya later™

Today i realized that i do the same thing when i am depressed as i do when i am happy. It doesn't matter how my day goes because i know that it will always end up with me drinking jim beam and playing the legend of zelda. I don't know why i felt the urge to make a blog about that.

Okay so i've been having a hard time fitting in on this website since i've joined. I sometimes glance through the groups on the site and whenever i see one that i want to join it always ends up that there is some criteria to join that i don't match. I am a very introverted person and I know that my personality doesn't really transfer well on the internet but i really don't need something to make me feel even more isolated and alone. I'm beginning to think that its not worth the price of admission. I'm not expecting anyone to read this or comment, I just wanted to vent my frustrations.

So i was out visiting family today since its the holidays, and when i was one family event it was brought to my attention that my 2 aunts that happen to be identical twins hate each other. I cant imagine what its like to hate someone that looks just like me. I wonder if any of them walk by a mirror and say "you stupid mother oh what thats me." Yeah, thats what i spent the day thinking about.™

So lately i have been wondering what it would be like if Pokemon were real. Would Kentucky fried chicken turn into Kentucky fried charmander? Would members of PETP ( People for the Ethical Treatment of Pokemon) be protesting outside all the pokemon championships? And whose idea was it to send 10-year-old kids off on their own to find and capture pokemon. When i was 10 i had to be home by 5pm and these kids are just on their own. You never see them checking into a holiday in express or anything. What kind of irresponsible parenting is that?!

Things like this is what keeps me up till 5am.®

Today during my dinner break at work i went out side to smoke a cigarette and when i was done i spat on the ground and my spit looked a lot like the head of the devil. If i was a religious person i would take that as a sign and quit smoking. I'm glad I'm not a religious person.

So yeah someone just bought me a subscription for this site and i just want to personally thank the person who ever you are.

These blogs can be pretty interesting sometimes... but not this one.™