age: 31 (Jun 06, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2004
occupation: graphic designer. cartoonist.
gets me hot: exhibitionism.
crush: jessica, mostly.
sign: going out of business.
stats: 6' ish. heavier than i look. it's all muscle, i swear. muscle and sarcasm.
fantasy: superpowers. to be more specific, intense telekinesis.
makes me happy: small things. happy things. cats. dogs. rats. consumer electronics. holy open ended non-question, batman.
heroes: honestly, i'm not sure.
i lost my virginity: at 16. in a sunday school. and that's fucking awesome.
makes me sad: that dead pigeon in the hallway that sat there for almost a week.
into: many things. seriously, try me.
JUNE 2011
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new tv burned out.
friend at work fired.
computer making new, interesting noise.
new windshield leaks.
throat problem persists.
too tired to draw comics, ideas clogged up anyway.
sex impossible for at least another month or so.
credit debt holding strong.
I AM DOING VERY WELL AT LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Hey, I have officially lost 40lbs, which is awesome. I look like a regular person again. Or, wait, I looked like a regular American before, I look way better now. Whatever, you get the gist.
bye.