age: 28 (Apr 15, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: "Making money smoking mic's like crack pipes".

body mods: I've got a couple of tattoos, and I'm getting a tattoo of Woodstock from Peanuts.

sign: "Do this; don't do that."

fantasy: "We can do it in the Georgia Dome on the 50 yard line / While the Dirty Birds kick the three"

makes me sad: Having a crush on a Republican.

gets me hot: Big noses. Revolution. Good shoes. Undies. Surprise Attacks.

most humbling moment: "You can't keep out the rain / It was all caught in the grain / If it's anything, it's a chemical scheme / You do the math / I'll burn this bean, and pretend you're not funny."

crush: Doesn't believe in global warming, votes Republican and goes to a Baptist Church. What the fuck is my deal?

i lost my virginity: "Everything you hated me for / Honey, there was so much more. / I just didn't get busted."

makes me happy: Restaurants. Seeing Auburn lose. Amplifier feedback. Roll Tide. Good tippers.

into: Typewriters. Contemporary Fiction. DIY. Punk Rock. Regional Politics. College Football. Shoes. Coffee. Red Wine. Southern Rap.