age: 88 (Apr 18, 1920)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2002

occupation: professional daydreamer.

body mods: eleven former piercings and seven current tattoos.

fantasy: living happily ever after.

sign: bombing for peace is like f*cking for virginity.

makes me happy: a smile from a stranger, chocolate cream cheese cupcakes and my calico.

makes me sad: 37 (the number, not the band.)

gets me hot: nerdy girls. tough girls. tattooed girls.

into: holding hands, mounting insects and fancy cocktails.. and biting is nice.

stats: never took the class.

crush: she's fully aware.

i lost my virginity: in the 90s.