age: 27 (Sep 02, 1984)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2007
occupation: work your ass out
gets me hot: Nerds
body mods: 7 tattoos
into: Humor, Food, Sex
sign: Virgo
heroes: Amy Sedaris
makes me sad: The fact that V-bert (that's my pet name for Valerie Bertinelli) never returns my calls, when all the lettuce as gone brown in the fridge.
i lost my virginity: on the Fourth of July, but there were no fireworks.
makes me happy: p-nut butter and honey oatmeal


















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