age: 23 (Sep 02, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2007

occupation: Sloth

makes me happy: p-nut butter and honey oatmeal

heroes: Amy Sedaris

into: Humor, Food, Sex

i lost my virginity: on the Fourth of July, but there were no fireworks.

body mods: 7 tattoos

sign: Virgo

gets me hot: Nerds

makes me sad: The fact that V-bert (that's my pet name for Valerie Bertinelli) never returns my calls, when all the lettuce as gone brown in the fridge.