These last few days couldn't have been more perfect for road trippin'. The northwoods are sooo feckin beautimus this time of the year, I didn't want to leave. But, business is business...I sold my snowmobile to my old dealer and wound up comin home with an ounce of some diggity and a fistful of cash. Fuckin holler.

I've been waking and baking on my balcony every morning in attempt to savor every last second of these nice days.


Finnie insists on participating in each session. I love having a stoney kitty.


The shuffle on my iPod threw this throwback on for me this morning. I probably haven't heard this song since my freshman year in high school. I used to love koRn soooooo much.


If anyone's seen the old Pink Panther movies with Peter Sellers from the 60's and 70's...well then, I love you and we can now be best friends. I've always had such fond memories of these movies because they were a favorite of my grandpa and he was a rad guy. Anyway, I was at the rental store and lo and behold they had The Pink Panther Strikes Again for $2.99. Now thats a good day! Gotta love the scenes where the inspector and Cato fuck eachother up..


Sooooooooo who can't fucking wait for HALLOWEEN!?!?!?! I'm going to get so fucked up!
I decided on my costume ages ago...Here's a hint..


Toodles sinners.

I'm so fuckin happy!!

I'm goin to Washington to visit a friend from high school in 2 weeks and if there's one thing that I love to do, it's most definitely travelling...hence the happiness. Seattle, get ready.

In the meantime, I'm goin to see EOTO & Bassnectar tomorrow night at The Rave in Milwaukee. Fuck yeah!! My plan is to get my tipsy on and dance party with some old friends that are coming to town. Bass in our faces all night!!


Saturday I have to go Three Lakes for the night because I finally sold my damn snowmobile. I only rode that beast once before the snow melted and I split the fuck out of Wisco. But fuckin A, I'll get my camera back and all of my Chris Consani pictures that I have been missing for MONTHS.

They will soon be on my walls and my god damned Old Hollywood living room decor will be complete once and for all...Please ignore and/or forgive my virgo tendencies. Thanks. Anyways, I look forward to getting way too drunk with my girlfriends, as I always do when I'm up there, and coming home with my ounce of pot and tattoo money from my sled. Fuckin righteous times ahead for this girl.

OH. Have I mentioned that I have a disgusting want and need to read and watch all of the most disgusting things?? I LOVE GORE. Seriously, the bloodier the better in my book. I dare you to shock me. Go ahead, try it! Bet you can't! For all those that share the same affinity for gore and all things nasty please become a member of the Rigor Mortis group on here. Apparently, the suicidegirls community are experts at finding this nasty shit and I, myself, admit there is some shocking shit on there...Can you say CHAINSAW DECAPITATION??

Cuz I can.

I'm drunk and severely irritated....Why why why is it that all the good guys want to waste their time on the same carbon copied blonde bimbo sluttrash that listens to the radio and thinks that weed is for losers and that has crushed their every existance time and time before??? Don't you people fucking learn from your past mistakes? Ffffuckin A... I will marry mary jane..The most uncomplicated bitch on this planet...

HOOOOLY FUCK......It's like Schoolhouse Rock on acid!!



I will never apologize for being a nerd.

I just got back from a tiny last minute road trip to my beloved Three Lakes, Wisconsin. Only a weekend thing but my liver is still trying to recooperate. Friday night was full of indulgence. Picked up a half of some amazing Michigan medical and got wasted at the local strip club with my girlfriends...My friends bought me a lapdance from the hottest stripper. She played the theme song to True Blood for me while she danced. OH MY! You really haven't lived until you've gotten shithoused in the woods. I credit my hangover to the bottles of homemade apple pie and blue kool-aid (both made with love and everclear ) us 3 chicks polished off in the parking lot between mixers and shots in the bar. Needless to say, I started drinking the next day just to feel better..

I actually took an assload of pictures specifically for blogging purposes, but left my camera at my friends house. Go me.

I got mad love for those woods people though!

Can't believe I actually lived in that little red dot for 6 years...

On the way back I got tattooed..That was nice and painful..and my arm is swollen twice the size! Looks like an acute case of elephantitus. I'll share a pic once that subsides..

So...fuck tomorrow.

Sorry, I'm sick...actually, fuck it, I'm not sorry.



Listen to this....


Here's to a wicked September!

So fuckin awesome!

I have decided to travel for the year of 2012...I'm restless and simply refuse not see what the places I haven't seen have in store for me.

My destinations planned thus far(in no particular order):

Sarasota, FL
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Florida Keys
New Orleans, LA
Corpus Christi, TX
Albuqurque, NM
Somewhere in Colorado
Sedona, AZ
Las Vegas
So and Nor Cal
Seattle
New York City
Boston
Washington D.C.

Does anyone have any suggestions besides these??

I've had a pretty amazing summer, hope you have too! I'm happy to report that it's not as hot as two rats fucking in a wool sock in the midwest anymore...
.........But this made me laugh...

I've been sleeping lately...which is a rarity in my world. My average is about 4 and a half hours a night. I usually toss and turn and get to the very gate of sleepdom just to get sucked back to conciousness over and over again. Eventually, I just succumb to getting up. Howeverrr, since my best friend's wedding, I've been snoozin like a champ for the past 5 days. Like 8-10 hours...real talk. I wonder if it's temporary but I've been rollin with it....until this morning!! I woke up way early, drank some water, hit my bong and went back to sleep. I woke up a couple hours later from the most real as fuck nightmare I've had in awhile. Is this payback from indulging in sleep??



AND NOW.....Here's somethin that will really give you nightmares...muuuuhahahahhah

I've been watching this vid religiously since I was 16...and it still blows my mind.

Don't ever fucking deny this greatness...





That is all.

Okay, so who else is excited for Discovery channel's SHARK WEEK!!!

"Ello! M'names BRUCE!


Awwww big hugs!!


Heyyy, you gotta perdy big mouf


Lunch


Alright, got that out of my system.

Sooo, I am still making a daily habit of rising and peeling off layers of my skin..Thank you Warped Tour for the sun poisoning...However, I haven't developed the habit of skin saving....Must be a dutch thing..


Besides that, I saw a ton of really amazing bands and moshed my fuckin ass off. A few of the bands that I got to see are as followed: Attack Attack, Asking Alexandria, We Came As Romans, Miss May I, Woe is Me, Yellawolf, The Word Alive, Winds of Plague, Pepper, Of Mice and Men, August Burns Red, The Devil Wears Prada, and A Day to Remember...I only got a few pictures because I was too busy drinking $6.50 beers and throwing myself around.

This is what I've been blasting at full volume every morning when I wake up...I'm sure my neighbors think I'm all 6's and 7's but thats never anything new...Metal in the morning is like a nice cup of coffee to start off your day..So CRANK IT UP!


Lastly, I have my best friend's wedding coming up on the 6th of August. I will be attending with a minus one..No date for me!! I'm fully committed to making the open bar my plus one for the night! Who's with me??

Well thats all I have for now..Time to load my cherry bomb bong and start my day. CHEERS PEOPLE!