age: 44 (Sep 10, 1968)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2009

occupation: Intelligence

stats: lie

into: Being naked. I'll get around to fixing the rest of this soon I swar

body mods: Prince Albert, nipple rings

makes me happy: Being naked. Piercings. My motorcycles. Gearhead/Petrolhead stuff. Good IPA. Good beer in general, honestly.

i lost my virginity: To my cousin. We didn't grow up knowing each other. There was alcohol involved, and climbing a water tower, and well, yeah. Fucking.