"Warren Ellis is in my room touching my stuff."

"He can bite a human heart in two. That takes very good teeth. You couldn't do it. No."

"You're usually the reason I end up laughing and cleaning my mind off the wall behind me, all from the same piece of writing."

"He never returned my left ventricle."

"You're there and that makes my day more bearable."

"It is because of this man's writings that I am now known for not "Giving two tugs of a dead dog's cock" about anything, and that is my life's crowning achievment."

"Please, sir, may I have some more? "

"Warren Ellis is a God among men. He is one of those rare, gifted fiction writers that seems touched by true genius. His body of work is vast and thoroughly satisfying. His ideas are revolutionary, his wit is superbly caustic, and his humor is blacker than a landlord's soul."

"this seems..wrong somehow"

"The man, the myth, the legend.

He created Pete Wisdom.

And if you dont know what that means....well.....yours is a sad world."

"What's there to say about Warren Ellis that hasn't been said? How about "If it weren't for his temperate climate and dense undergrowth, I would have died that night in the jungle."

There. That'll do nicely."