age: 32 (Jul 22, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2012

occupation: professional douchebag...

i lost my virginity: did i lose it, or give it away? i can't remember...

sign: Slippery When Wet

makes me happy: whiskey... reading... writing... michigan football... pie... girls... girl pie...

makes me sad: lying... liars... politicians... wasting alcohol...

crush: gingers...

into: writing, reading, sports, girls, alcohol... not necessarily in that order... dyed hair... redheads... brunettes...