age: 33 (Nov 10, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2006

occupation: Financial Administrator; boondoggler; grifter

sign: Moose Crossing

gets me hot: Suicide Girls, redheads, glasses, freckles, sarcasm, intelligence,

stats: Single

fantasy: To be Batman. But I'd settle for Indiana Jones.

i lost my virginity: Late in life. but I've done it since....so it's cool.

crush: This chick at my work with dark hair and glasses who shows up at all my trainings who I think is married with kids...but that doesn't matter because she drives me f'in nuts.

most humbling moment: Giving a presentation to my second grade class with my fly down. To this day, I check my fly obsessively.

makes me sad: office morale boosters, rubberneckers, Politics, people who take themselves too seriously, people who go about life without questioning anything, those SPCA ads with the sad puppies.

makes me happy: Schadenfreude, hard liquor, happy endings, making friends laugh, accomplishing my goals, reading about the exploits of my favorite SGs.

into: Music, billiards, sex, alcohol, things on my top ten lists, women, books, redheads, girls with glasses, making people uncomfortable when I don't like them, strip clubs, debauchery in general, things that go "uuuuggghhhh."